Topic: oysters

Party Favors: My Love Is A Red, Red One-Night Stand

Party Favors: My Love Is A Red, Red One-Night Stand

Who needs oysters when you’ve got Coke? – My Daily

Your spouse can be your best friend, but you still need a girlfriend. Or a bromance. Whatever the choice, you need one, and here’s why. – YourTango

He Said/She Said: How do you handle “making it official”? – College Candy

Bigger boobs at the pull of a string? Somehow this seems unsettling like turning a set of breasts into a See & Say… – The Hairpin

Mysexlifesucks.org: Best. Church-run. Website. EVER. – Nerve

Single? We’ve got a love poem for that. Comfortable settled? We’ve got a love poem for that, too. Heck, we’ve got love poems for every romantic situation you can think of. – HowAboutWe
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The Mermaid Bed? Yes? No?

The Mermaid Bed? Yes? No?

It’s as if you were the pearl this bed produced when… oh, covers being irritated, fleshy bits rubbing, oh, gross, oysters, oh, going to a gross place. I think it’s cute if you don’t think about it too much. Also, if you aren’t claustrophobic and and convinced the cover would clap down on you with a terrifying snap. Snap. Snap. Snap. – The Hairpin More »