Paris Hilton is a complex person. She contains multitudes. One moment she’s suing you; next you’re her new BFF. More
#Coachella is finished. The two-weekend long corporate music festival that draws rich pretend-bohemians from all over the country is, mercifully, over and done with until next year. Last weekend’s celebrity fashion show was predictably ridiculous, this weekend’s was actually a little more tame. Perhaps the attendees were exhausted from toggling to flash the peace sign while trying not to spill beer on their $2000 handbags?
Until next year. More
There are no women at Coachella! Just more terrible news for your already terrible week. More
Ah, Coachella, a time for (particularly) clueless rich people to dress up like their idea of a ’60s bohemian and enjoy the latest major label chart-topping tunes from the comfort of cushy VIP pens.
Normally, we have a hard line about not making fun of off-duty (non red carpet) famous people, but most of these press-hungry jackasses relish Coachella as an opportunity to wear their cool poor person costume: a floppy hat, short shorts, shitloads of fringe, a leather headband, a $2000 handbag and–the best accessory–a big, dumb peace sign. More
When attractive women (like Paris Hilton) snuggle up to Hugh Hefner at the Playboy Mansion their time as a sex symbol is either just about to begin, or has just ended. More
Normally we’re not too fond of the suede thigh-high look–it strikes us as a little too unapologetically Kim Kardashian/Real Housewives of Orange County/Paris Hilton‘s “career as a recording artist.” But Kruger makes it work by keeping everything else so subdued… and also because she’s Diane Kruger and we kind of blindly approve of everything she wears. So… sorry for being a coward. More
GIF has been named Word of the Year by the Oxford American Dictionary! GIFs! Those little moving picture things! More
Famous people lead cool lives where they don’t have to do anything ever but they have millions of dollars. In order to fill their days (and provide some semblance of time) they dress up in elaborate, nonsensical Halloween costumes (they … More
This is the sort of toxic publicity that most reps would just deny straight up and down but, astonishingly… no. More
We all enjoy a good celebrity mugshot. Though David Bowie‘s is almost certainly the best (with hot young Frank Sinatra and Keith Richards‘ awesome hair right behind), we have a soft spot for modern classics like Paris Hilton‘s sly smirk. Anyway, there’s an excellent new Tumblr called Mugshot Doppelganger and the premise is celebrity mugshots smashed together with real vintage mushots from the 1920s. Since we love all kinds of doppelgangers and we really, really love vintage mugshots, we were sold. Here’s a few of our favorites. More
There have been some amazing sexy photos out of Russia lately, but these are not they: Paris Hilton poses topless, lingerie-clad, sprawled out and in various states of palpable desperation in the latest issue of Russian GQ, shot by the usually great photographer Ellen von Unwerth. We haven’t come across the full interview yet, but we’re sure it’s full of Hilton’s lazy attempts at self-awareness and her tired insistance that the “old Paris” was a character she was playing or something. Until we can get some primo dumb quotes from the profile, we’ve helpfully inserted a few of Hilton’s most timeless gems for your enjoyment. More
On Paris Hilton, cool moms, and my personal partying philosophy. More
Also – remember Paris Hilton? More