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You know results are legit when they come from an app. This is just how things are in this day and age, so everything you’re about to read is obviously fact. More
As we know from the Met Ball drama (but pretty much could have guessed) Anna Wintour is no fan of Kim Kardashian and thus, Kim will never land some breathless, generic Mario Testino-shot Vogue spread, no matter how ruthlessly she campaigns. More
The MTV Movie Awards were last night and since our target demo isn’t 14-year-olds, we’re not going to pander and pretend your care anything about that. Here’s the red carpet. Like all MTV events, it was fraught with micro-minis and, stupid, stupid peplums. Did you learn nothing from the Met Gala, famous people? See Emma Watson, Emma Stone, Kristen Stewart, Charlize Theron, Elizabeth Banks, Paris Hilton and more. More
The Cannes Film Festival is no longer a thing that is happening! However, there’s still some red carpet leftovers–see Diane Kruger, Jennifer Connelly, Audrey Tautou and more in looks from the closing ceremony and various premieres/parties. Also, expect loads of models (Kate Upton, Anja Rubik, Natasha Poly) and lots of impressive fashion disasters (Paris Hilton! Tara Reid! Phoebe Price!). Until next year… More
When we first saw this image, we imagined a bunch of people in suits with broomsticks herding Ke$ha down a hallway, through a bathroom door and into a shower stall. Finally cornered, she screams for mercy until the water drowns out her cries. She quivers there, dejected, in the stream. More
THIS HEADLINE STRAIGHT TO YOU FROM 2002. More
So, Jennie Garth recently announced that she’s starring in a new reality TV show, called “Jennie Garth: Little Bit Country.” More
Paris Hilton has wisely stayed out of the limelight in recent years, probably following that one time when South Park spoofed her life and career in an episode called “Stupid Spoiled Whore Video Playset.”
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The 2012 Grammys happened last night–Adele won everything, Jennifer Hudson paid tribute to Whitney Houston with “I Will Always Love You,” Chris Brown was allowed to perform twice and a whole lot of hideous dresses came down the red carpet (wait till you see Fergie!). Taylor Swift, Katy Perry, Rihanna, even Paris Hilton looking good (?!) ahead. More
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For those of you who have been reminiscing of the heady days of 2004, when Paris Hilton was the reigning vapid socialite on the airwaves, be cheered. Paris is still alive. How do we know?
Because she’s on the cover of Vanity Fair Spain. And the title of the article says so. More
Slutty Halloween has gotten a little too self-aware for our liking. So, we’re hoping to put a moratorium on the costume style (after this year’s Slutty Glenn Danzig, doye). However, here’s a gallery of 50 celebrity slutty Halloween costumes. Please note: that’s 50 costumes, not 50 celebs. There are a lot of repeat offenders. Guess how many are Paris Hilton! More
Our beloved Courtney Stodden is in the news again for being a beautiful precious jewel. The 17-year-old child bride to 51-year-old washed up actor Doug Hutchinson is usually pretty busy with regular teen girl stuff like sustaining arousal for days on end or being alluringly alliterative on Twitter, but she’s recently run into some trouble on Facebook. People are flagging Stodden’s sweaty photos as ”inappropriate content.” More
We are safe, you guys… More
Prabal Gurung will not suffer bimbos. More