Following the near-universal panning of her music, lyrics, and live performances by the music intelligentsia (and me), Lana Del Rey continues her retreat into that catch-all sanctuary for glamorous fallen starlets: the fashion world. More
Ever since Shailene Woodley wore those creepy “five fingers” shoes to the Golden Globes after party, I’ve been somewhat obsessed with them. What do they feel like? Is everyone as grossed out by them as me? Are they really comfortable enough to make someone reject the plethora of better options for workout wear and/or flats? I decided to try them out for myself. More
As Ashley discussed earlier today, last night’s Versace x H&M runway show was a showcase for fashions good and bad. As a show of good faith and/or sycophancy, a lot of celebrities tried to wear the collection of the hour, but not everyone could pull it off. Luckily, both Nicki Minaj and Prince were on hand to show everyone how Versace is worn, even as they were entertaining them in song. Multitasking! More
Last night, Heidi Klum threw the second of her two impressive Halloween bashes at the fancy pants Dream Hotel in NYC. You probably weren’t invited. It’s cool, we weren’t either. Luckily, there are pictures all over the Internet already, so we can still laugh over how pathetic everyone else’s attempts at “costumes” looked in comparison to Klum’s elaborate monkey suit. Just kidding, pretty much everyone looked great but no one beat Heidi. Honorable mention goes to Amber Rose, The Blonds, and a few Project Runway alums. More
There was a time when Lindsay Lohan showing up meant your nightclub/event space/opium den was super buzzy and that many marginal reality television stars would follow in her glittery wake. No longer. More
Will we ever get tired of looking at pictures of former French Vogue editrix Carine Roitfeld doing…things? Probably, but it hasn’t happened yet. Last night’s V Magazine party at the Standard Hotel’s posh Boom Boom Room brought out lots of classy A-listers like Alexander Wang, Mario Testino and Karlie Kloss. Lindsay Lohan was there, too. Click through for some thoughtfully captioned pictures. More
I am not attempting to rickroll you. This actually happened. More
So, The Telegraph tells me that Kate Moss is kicking her wedding plans into high gear, and that the three-day affair is going to be something out of Stefon’s wildest nightmares. In fact, part of me thinks she’s mainly doing it as an excuse to throw the most epic party ever. Here are some things that will be there, according to the Internet. More
Is it just as bad for women to objecitfy men as it is for men to objectify women? I say no. More
Jennifer and Ashley disagree on how much you should keep in contact with your ex, Ashley fashions a decorative hair doll.
You know what the problem with bachelorette parties is? Someone has to get married after.
So why not throw a bachelorette party while you’re really single? More
One of our commenters suggested a post on “How to Make Small Talk And Not Be Socially Inept At Parties Where You Know No One.” Hey, commenter Sheena, thanks for letting me steal your idea which I did not ask you permission for. This is a important topic we should broach, despite the fact that we’re all cripplingly socially awkward and no one appreciates our magnificently rectangular heads.
Whether you’re planning to dress up and hit the town or just have a quiet night at home, no two people have the same New Year’s Eve. What will you be doing? More
My father, the avid partier he was back in the day, has always declared New Year’s Eve as “Rookies’ Night Out.” He saw the overly hyped-up, inflated-priced evening as the night where everyone else goes out to make up for the 364 nights they stayed home. Like me, my father doesn’t need a reason to spend too much money on alcohol, get dressed to the nines and raise hell… that’s what every Friday and Saturday are for (and sometimes Tuesday and Thursday, too, depending on the week). More