Topic: party favors

Party Favors: The Best Celebrity Butts

Party Favors: The Best Celebrity Butts

Want to make some New Year’s resolutions? Start with getting rid of the “toxic” men in your life. – YourTango

Forget about those other end-of-the-year lists: the only one that matters is this one about celebrity booty. – Crushable

If you want to kiss your high-school ex when the clock strikes midnight tonight, here’s all the advice you need for hooking up with your hometown love. – HowAboutWe

What do you do when your partner starts to gain weight but you don’t want to be a nag about it? – Betty Confidential

Have you ever gone parking? Find out the best car makes and models for backseat lovin. – Jalopnik More »

Party Favors: Three Hours of Pleasure

Party Favors: Three Hours of Pleasure

What do boxers wear? Briefs, obviously. – The Frisky

The average man experiences three total hours’ worth of orgasms in their entire lives. – Times of India

If you could “order” a guy online like you could order groceries? The website AdoptAGuy.com works on that very premise. But can I get a side of garlic mashed potatoes? – Betty Confidential

You should treat your man like a Chrismas cookie. Um… edible? – YourTango

The most important category that the Oscars ignore: here’s a list of the five best sex/seduction scenes from films in 2010. – The Hollywood Reporter More »

Party Favors: The Rape Card

Party Favors: The Rape Card

What do you do when you get “that feeling” that a guy is cheating, but don’t have proof? – Lemondrop

Your friend just got raped. Luckily, there’s an incredibly insensitive greeting card for times like these. – The Frisky

Vaginal steam baths could help cure infertility and painful periods. The problem is that you have to utter the phrase “vaginal steam bath.” – Blisstree

Bad news for your reproductive health: nearly half of pregnancies in America are unplanned. – AOL Health

Is saying “I love you” no longer necessary in a relationship? – College Candy More »

Party Favors: The Most Depressing Flirting Quiz Ever

Party Favors: The Most Depressing Flirting Quiz Ever

Want a fling? Sure, pick a pretty boy. Want a life partner? Pick a nerd. – Lemondrop

How much would you pay for the sweater worn by a girl who had sex with Ashton Kutcher? Apparently some people on eBay would pay thousands. – Betty Confidential

Feel good about the way you flirt? You won’t after taking this quiz. – HowAboutWe

Can good dental hygiene lead to a good love life? Yes, and not only if you’re Emma from Glee. – YourTango

The holidays are the time of year for family, togetherness, Yule logs … and breaking up. – Crushable More »

Party Favors: Sex Advice from Frylock

Party Favors: Sex Advice from Frylock

Meatwad, Frylock, and Master Shake (that’d be Aqua Teen Hunger Force to you) have some sex tips. Write this shit down. – Nerve

The night of the year you’re most likely to have a one night stand? New Year’s Eve, not surprisingly. – Lemondrop

Here are photos of celebrity women like Snooki and Katy Perry showing off their DSLs. That doesn’t mean their high-speed internet connections. – The Frisky

Ready for Kinect sex? Well, it may not be ready for you. – Consumerist

Air New Zealand’s billboards reading “Fares lower than your grandma’s boobs” have been taken down following complaints. – Stuff.co.nz More »

Party Favors: The Best Pickup Line Ever

Party Favors: The Best Pickup Line Ever

Why one woman says that living with Mom and Dad actually improved her marriage. – YourTango

What should you do when you’re in love with two men? Surprisingly, “force them to joust to the death to win your heart” is not on the list. – Betty Confidential

If your Christmas just isn’t sexy enough, might we suggest adding “The 7 Cup Sizes of Christmas”? – The Stir

And the most foolproof pickup line in the whole world is …. – Lemondrop

Forget about a man for all seasons. Right now you need a winter boyfriend, who will cuddle with you for warmth and stay home watching movies rather than venturing outside. – Marie Claire More »

Party Favors: Couple Gifts of the Damned

Party Favors: Couple Gifts of the Damned

Do you have a hot ex you see whenever you visit your parents for the holidays? Here’s how to avoid having “seasonal sex” with your favorite former fling. – Glamour

Here’s what not to do: these presents are guaranteed to make sure you don’t get laid. – The Frisky

Several movies with oral sex scenes scored Golden Globe nominations. Does this mean cunnilingus on camera is going to become a trend? – The Hollywood Reporter

Are you compatible? Here are 11 quick points that you can check off your list. – YourTango

Things that are sexy: lacy underwear, oysters, Ryan Gosling, and apparently these festive holiday cocktails. – Betty Confidential More »

Party Favors: Here’s A Way To Put The “Hoe, Hoe, Hoe” In Christmas

Party Favors:  Here's A Way To Put The "Hoe, Hoe, Hoe" In Christmas

Is there ever a good way to be broken up with? – Marie Claire

Read this if you’re thinking about cheating on your partner. – YourTango

How would you feel if you and your boyfriend lived next door to his mom? – Lemondrop

As if there could be any losers at the Academy Awards of Porn. – The Frisky

Would you want your boyfriend to wear crotchless underwear? – Asylum More »

Party Favors: Cheating Might Be Genetic (And The Best Excuse Ever)

Party Favors: Cheating Might Be Genetic (And The Best Excuse Ever)

Would you marry a man with two months to live? – Lemondrop

Hanukkah time is couples time. – YourTango

Don’t share this study (and perfect excuse) with your boyfriend: cheating could be genetic – Betty Confidential

Would you rather be broken up with before the holidays or after? - Marie Claire

Do you think still being a virgin after college makes you a loser? – Crushable More »

Party Favors: Sciences Proves You’re Skanky

Party Favors: Sciences Proves You're Skanky

Lemondrop readers are divided on whether kissing a girl counts as cheating. No word on whether they think you’re just doing it for attention. – Lemondrop

Even though yesterday was World AIDS Day, statistics show that less than 45 percent of Americans have had an HIV test. – AOL Health

Science thinks you’re a slut. Here’s why. – Livescience

It’s important for kids to know that their parents have a happy, functional sexual relationship something something I just barfed. – YourTango

It took 12 hours to film the Breaking Dawn (that’s the next Twilight movie, for those of you who pretend not to know) sex scene. Cue a tabloid headline about Robsten’s sex marathon in five… four… – Celebuzz More »

Party Favors: Your Condoms Could Be Coated In Vegetable Oil & Other Sex Risks To Freak You Out

Party Favors: Your Condoms Could Be Coated In Vegetable Oil & Other Sex Risks To Freak You Out

Your sex toy could lead to birth defects. – AOL Health

Here’s some etiquette rules to breaking off your engagement. – YourTango

And you thought the height difference between you and your boyfriend was a big deal. – The Frisky

Don’t worry, girls: he doesn’t listen to what his friends say, either. – College Candy

Now your Jewish mother can use technology to pick your boyfriend. – PR Newswire

Attractive people apparently have more daughters. Sorry, moms with boys… – Allure’s Daily Beauty Reporter More »

Party Favors: ‘Burlesque’ is Not Really Burlesque … Shocker

Party Favors: 'Burlesque' is Not Really Burlesque ... Shocker

Real burlesque performers weigh in on how unrealistic the movie Burlesque is. – The Frisky

A man with the same condition that causes erectile dysfunction didn’t have ED issues, he just went blind every time he had sex. – Daily Mail

If you’re a vibrator tester for a magazine, there is a slight chance you may become addicted to using vibrators. Just don’t tell your parents about it. – YourTango

The Lego Advent Calendar set includes a naked showering Santa for all kids to enjoy. – Consumerist More »

Party Favors: You Can Absolutely Have Sex While Looking A Mess

Party Favors: You Can Absolutely Have Sex While Looking A Mess

You may have made a lot of mistakes in your life, but at least you didn’t tattoo his name on your wrist. Here are 10 celebrity couples who weren’t so forward-thinking.- The Frisky

And you thought your parents walking in on you was the most embarrassing thing that could happen during sex. – Metro.co.uk

Here are some hot amateur vixens. – Cool Material

If you’re tired of Cosmo’s sex advice, here are 9 common sex rules that should definitely be broken. – Lemondrop

Here are some terrible relationship book covers. - Crushable More »