Topic: Patti Stanger

Millionaire Matchmaker Patti Stanger Blames Amy Poehler’s Success For Her Divorce, Should Just Go To Hell Right Now

Millionaire Matchmaker Patti Stanger Blames Amy Poehler's Success For Her Divorce, Should Just Go To Hell Right Now

Millionaire Matchmaker Patti Stanger is trying to supplant Kim Kardashian as the Worst Person Alive (non dictator, murder or warlord division). First there was this, then there was this, then there was her entire career of insisting women diet until rich men agreed to fuck them. In her latest bullshit-reinforcing escapade, she began blogging for People magazine and her inaugural column is about how a woman’s success will ruin her marriage because cavemen and feelings! Contributing to the already-impressive horribleness, she uses Amy Poehler and Will Arnett‘s recent divorce to further her dim-witted thesis. More »

Patti Stanger AKA The Millionaire Matchmaker Gets Her Own Hotdog

Patti Stanger AKA The Millionaire Matchmaker Gets Her Own Hotdog

This is a post from our sister site Crushable

Would you eat a hot dog named after Bravo’s own Yente for millionaires, Patti Stanger? If you’re in Los Angeles, you totally can. Papaya King in LA is offering a Patti Stanger-endorsed gluten-free hot dog, featuring two chili dogs topped with onions, mustard and sauerkraut, wrapped in butter lettuce. For just $4 you can have this and a medium soft drink — but what’s four bucks to those in the company of Patti Stanger? More »

Ready-To-Click: Moral Quandaries

Ready-To-Click: Moral Quandaries

Let’s talk about the ethics of wearing vintage fur. -Refinery29

Or the ethics of recycling your own material, like Martha Stewart. -Styleite

What about mixing content with retail?! -The High Low

Or emulating Kim Kardashian. -The Budget Babe

Patti Stanger, by the way, doesn’t know much about morality.  -Betty Confidential

Now let’s talk about sparkly shoes! Miu Miu ones! -Poshglam

Let’s end on a positive note with the moral center of the fucking universe: Jane Goodall. -YouBeauty

Party Favors: Be a Little Bitch

Party Favors: Be a Little Bitch

The Millionaire Matchmaker herself, Patti Stanger, has some unsolicited love advice for Julian Assange. – Esquire

How to tell if you’re a clingy girlfriend. Step one: you couldn’t let go of his arm long enough to read this article. – Betty Confidential

You should be a bitch in bed. But nowhere else, obviously, or the mens wouldn’t like you enough to get in bed with you in the first place. – YourTango

These outdated euphemisms for sexual terms need to be avoided like the plague. – TresSugar More »

Party Favors: Apparently, Flirting At A Funeral Is Frowned Upon

Party Favors: Apparently, Flirting At A Funeral Is Frowned Upon

Forward this to your boyfriend: here are 4 male habits that seriously annoy women. – Marie Claire

Do you think it’s wrong to take off your wedding ring on an all-girls vacation? – YourTango

Which flirting style are you? – Lemondrop

Patti Stanger says her millionaire men don’t like curly-haired women. Are you one of the afflicted? – Allure’s Daily Beauty Reporter

Here are the top 10 most inappropriate places to flirt. If you were planning to meet someone at a parent-teacher conference, think again. – The Frisky More »