Topic: paul ryan

Ann Romney Wore Fire Engine Red To Accept Defeat

We find fire engine red to be a very curious color for one’s acceptance of defeat. More »

Conversations At The Romney Campaign Headquarters

I’m really going to miss these guys. More »

Why I Can’t Date Anyone Who Loves Ayn Rand

It’s partly because they won’t do couples Halloween costumes. More »

The Best Twitter Reactions To Thursday’s Vice Presidential Debate

I would’ve see all the hilarious Tweets and understood what was going on! But thank goodness for the Internet, where nothing anybody says ever goes away, because now we can all see some amazing tweets about Thursday’s pillow fight debate. More »

Gallery: The Best Of The Mansplaining Paul Ryan Meme

Paul Ryan likes to explain things to people. Ayn Rand, baby-killing, why certain facts are not facts, etc. This was very evident in last night’s vice presidential debate, when Ryan mansplained his ass off (can you mansplain things to another man? Sure!) while Biden laughed and laughed.

The Internet being what it is, people are now putting funny words over pictures to create a meme called Mansplaining Paul Ryan. Here are some of them. Perhaps you’d like to make your own? More »

Your Guide To Pretending You Watched The Vice Presidential Debate (You’ll Sound Like Jack Kennedy)

I mean, you would have watched Paul Ryan and Joe Biden during the Vice Presidential Debate, but Easy A was on. I know how it is! Look. Here are 5 things you can say that will make you sound reasonable and in the know without ever actually having watched it. More »

Paul Ryan Thinks Bigotry Is A “Universal Human Value”

First of all, the suggestion that any values are “universally human” is preposterous. Values (as Ryan is using the term) are an invented concept and, if left to our own devices, the only thing we have remotely resembling “universal human values” are killing Piggy and taking his glasses. More »

That Awkward Moment When You Realize You’re No Longer A Priority In Everyone’s Life

That Awkward Moment When You Realize Youâ��re No Longer A Priority In Everyoneâ��s Life

As my mom tries to tell me: “This is what happens in life – it’s called growing up. You should try it sometime.” More »

Why Are Paul Ryan’s Suits So Big?

Some of us have noticed that the vice presidential candidate was still swimming in his suit during his RNC speech, despite widespread criticism that he looks like a child playing dress-up in his father’s closet or a less cool David Byrne. More »

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Happy Friday: Here’s A Photo Of Paul Ryan Topless

You knew it was just a matter of time… More »

No, Paul Ryan Is Not Sexy

I’m just going to insert Ryan into my kid’s name. I feel like between Ryan Gosling and Ryan Philippe and Paul Ryan and all the Ryans who I do not really think deserved to be called “sexy” it’s just the name that’s doing it for them. The name. Nothing else. Because, honestly. Paul Ryan looks like a slightly smugger version of Eddie Munster. More »

Hey Girl, Paul Ryan Wants To Quash Your Reproductive Rights

Newly-anointed Mitt Romney running-mate Paul Ryan has made his name as a fiscal conservative with a strong vision for Medicare and Social Security. But he’s no slouch in hardcore conservative social ideology, either–as folks have been quick to point out. That his social agenda is highly at odds with his Hayek-and-Rand-tinted small government outlook for money matters seems to surprise some people, but .. eh. That’s just the rhetoric of the Republican party in the 21st century: Hands out of my health care and onto your uterus. What was anyone expecting?
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