I hate to break it to you, Paula Deen, but you need to do a butter job of a-paula-gizing. More
Topic: Paula Deen
First of all, good god. Who ARE these people? Why does Rob Kardashian even exist? We realize we’re complicit, but still. More
NO MORE FINISHING BUTTERS FOR YOU. More
Oh, Ohio. More
Wow, I did not expect Paula Deen to look like this in her 1965 prom photo. More
A mere five months after People Magazine shamed her for eating a burger, Paula Deen is gracing its pages once again…but this time, it’s to show off how few burgers she’s been eating. As it turns out, that single burger she ate five months ago did not cause her to go into diabetic shock and die, after all. More
It’s Alert Day®, which the American Diabetes Association describes as “a one-day ‘wake-up call’ asking the American public to take the Diabetes Risk Test“! We’re doing our part by celebrating diabetes crusader Paula Deen, who made the world a little more safe for diabetes, then signed a multi-million dollar contract to conveniently profit off its treatment! Say what you want about ethics, Deen’s a shrewd business lady! To honor Deen, we searched her website for the most appalling recipes: all drenched in buttermilk and mayonnaise. There’s even a recipe for peanut butter cheese fudge (the secret ingredient is Velveeta!)!
And we bet it’s delicious. More
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Food Network star Paula Deen, a native of Savannah, knows that in the South big hair makes you closer to heaven. So she and her hairstylist have created a video to help you get hair just like the celebrity chef’s. There’s no advice about what to do if some of your hair falls into the meat loaf, though. More
The judges for the upcoming Miss USA pageant are going to be fun. Here’s an aspiring beauty queen’s guide to getting each of them to vote for you: Johnny Weir: Olympic figure skater and reality TV star. HE’LL LIKE YOU … More