“Moisture is the essence of wetness, and wetness is the essence of beauty.” -Derek Zoolander More
Topic: Penelope Cruz
There are gorgeous gowns and then there are these breath-taking dresses. More
Sunday night’s Academy Awards were about more than beautiful dresses and honoring the best contributions to film in 2013; they were about you. More
Grab yourself a drink and get comfortable–it’s going to be a long night. More
Literally no human on earth will ever be attractive enough. More
Apparently a lot of people were pretty riled up over Elle‘s decision to put Melissa McCarthy in a tent coat, but Elle wants you to know that it wasn’t their fault. More
Despite the fact that she’s widely loved as an actress–and lauded as a crusader for more positive body image–there’s been a hefty internet-wide backlash to Kate Winslet‘s recently-dropped Vogue cover. Of course, the problem has nothing to do with Winslet herself… and everything to do with Vogue‘s over-eager retouchers.
But the painting of Winslet on the November cover isn’t exactly new territory for Vogue–they recently hacked off Claire Danes‘ limbs, for one. Moreover, there are quite a few covers from the last ten years that rival Winslet’s for showcasing humans who don’t exactly resemble humans. Let’s take a look. More
Even babies have more wrinkles on their faces than these horrifying renderings. More
Penelope Cruz and her also-hot sister Mónica Cruz (say it with me: MOAN-ica) recently teamed up with sexy sexy sex undies company Agent Provocateur to create L’Agent, a semi-affordable line of sex undies to bring coquettishness to the masses. To promote said line, the multi-talented actress wrote and directed a commercial that is so predictable, clichéed and male (bro)-centric that it would make the Axe body spray people blush. More
If you were ever curious what Penelope Cruz would look like dressed as Mario (her signature eyeliner and all), this is your commercial. More
The BAFTAs–the British Academy of Film and Television Arts (awards) if you’re nasty–were held yesterday. For those stateside who don’t cover international red carpets, it’s the British equivalent of the Academy Awards. Which is why Meryl Streep was there! Also in attendance: Michelle Williams, Penelope Cruz, Christina Hendricks, Tilda Swinton and more. Fashion-wise, it was all a very staid affair, but much better than the Grammys.
The holidays are a time for excessive eating, arguing with in-laws and round-ups of our favorite things worn by famous people over the past year. Today, we’re focusing on an oft-neglected but crucially important part of a red carpet look: the shoes, the clutches, and (of course) the crazy headpieces that all come together and occasionally make for pretty unforgettable details. More
Guess what she transforms into! More
Here’s a hint: she’s photographed here as a Woody Allen muse. More