Topic: Penelope Kardashian

Kourtney Kardashian debuts her newborn daughter in the latest issue of Us Weekly. Strangely, the baby–”Penelope Scotland,” because that’s where the ball landed on the celebrity baby name roulette wheel–is already an entire month old. What with this being a Kardashian baby, we’re surprised they didn’t call a glam squad into Cedars-Sinai to remove any afterbirth and pose for the photos right then and there. More »