Topic: Penis Size

Women Only Want To Date Tall Men With Big Penises, Wide Shoulders And Narrow Hips

You’re superficial, according to science. So, deal with it. More »

Does Size Matter? Science Concludes Yes, Mostly. Probably.

Because man’s existential agony is bottomless, the world will always be obsessed with penises and their various sizes. Though some would be happy to leave it at that cold comfort “motion of the ocean” what have you, plenty more would like to be validated and further encouraged to store boxes of Magnums in aggressively conspicuous places around their college dormitories. More »

Every Time You Don’t Say “Slut,” Rush Limbaugh’s Penis Shrinks A Little Bit

While every sensible part of me wishes to ignore the possibility of Rush Limbaugh having a penis whatsoever, he has made it sufficiently known — it’s here, it’s mere, get used it it. More »

Let’s Gather ‘Round The Camp Fire And Talk About Penis Size, Shall We?

Cocks and cocks and cocks and cocks… More »

Finger Length May Indicate Dick Size, Says Study

Ladies, if you want to find out how well-hung a new male paramour is without having to fuck him, there is good news: you may need only measure the length of his index finger, and the length of his ring finger. More »

Poll: Does Size Matter?

Over at Gawker, there’s an entire article about how to deal with a guy who has a small dick. Suggestions include cheating, anal, and Kegels, among others. More »

Jerry O’Connell Would Like to Talk to You About Shrinkage

Jerry O’Connell, best known as the husband of Rebecca Romijn and the brother of that one guy who was The Bachelor one time, is in a new movie called Piranha: 3D. Since it is a movie about piranhas, he and … More »

In Defense of Screwing Guys With Non-Huge Penises

The Nerve Bad Sex book contains many useful bits of information, such as why you should not have sex with closeted gay Republicans on the internet or allow your cat to fall in love with you. But it also contains … More »

Random Photo: Why Hello There, Jesus

A Catholic church in Warr Acres, Oklahoma, is causing a lot of controversy thanks to this photo of a visibly well-endowed Jesus icon they have hanging in their church. And the “King of Glory” caption really adds that extra oomph, … More »

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News You Can Use: Which City Has the Biggest Dicks In It?

The condom store Condomania has compiled a list of the cities in America whose male inhabitants have the largest average penis sizes. We would really love to know exactly how this information was gathered, and luckily Condomania’s press release provides … More »