While weâ€™re all bundled up on the East Coast looking more pathetic than any urchin you ever read about in a Charles Dickens novel, the celebrities are strolling around outside in the California sunshine wearing nothing more than one layer of clothing. Some of those celebrities happen to includeÂ Jon HammÂ andÂ Jennifer Westfeldt.Â Oh and Jon Hammâ€™s penis. All three got spotted taking a leisurely stroll around their Los Feliz neighborhood. More
An excerpt from Godâ€™s Doodle: The Life and Times of the Penis by Tom Hickman, available now from Soft Skull Press that was published on Slate taught me a number of things. One of those things is that Iâ€™m definitely buying that book. Another, that human penises, in relation to the human body, are big compared to other animal penises. Among many facts about penises, the big thing I learned from the excerpt is that the male relationship with the member is just as upsetting as Freud made it out to be. The way men feel about penis size is comparable to any other issue of body image. My heart breaks for dudes both big and small. More
Post sex clean up is a struggle for all of us. More
If youâ€™re a penis who really wants to make it in Â this town, youâ€™ve got to be attached to the only crotch that matters.Â And that crotch obviously belongs to one and onlyÂ Jon Hamm. Once you make it Â there, the saying is you can make it everywhereâ€¦that Google safe search is turned off. So thatâ€™s why Iâ€™m not surprised to seeÂ Justin Therouxâ€™sÂ penis auditioning for the coveted role when he (Justin, not his penis) went on a run recently. Although Justin, his current owner and legal handler, seems unaware of his penisâ€™ cameo, Wikileaks says it still counts as a legitimate audition. More
Being not particularly well-endowed has long been a source of frustration and shame for many men, but now, there’s a Small Penis Contest to celebrate those who are less lengthy. Naturally, it’s in Brooklyn. More
I know it has been a hard few weeks for everyone. I mean, it’s especially been a hard few weeks for people in Boston, because they have faced real evil, and, also not been able to sneak out of their one night stands as easily as they would like to. So, sometimes, in addition to “looking for the helpers” we also need to look for moments of pure joy in the world.
Remember howÂ Jon Hamm‘s allegedly gargantuan penis wasÂ allegedly distracting the wholeÂ Mad Men setÂ so a staffer allegedly told him to wear some underwear (then reported the alleged incident to a major media outlet)? Well, he had something to say about it in hisÂ Rolling Stone interview this week. More
“Hi. My name is Johnny Cakes, and I have a limp dick.” More
You guys, I very rarely read Cosmopolitan. It’s just not my jam, and when something isn’t my jam, I steer clear of it like a plague infested rat — even if that rat is rocking a bow-tie and top hat. More
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Could He End Up In Jail For This?
OK — don’t get your hopes up just yet, because nothing has been released. More
Want to be just like Charlize Theron and start complimenting your co-workers’ penises? Here are few ways to work it into your normal office conversation. More
A lady – who wants you to know her man-friend does not have a small package – is slipping a donut around his penis and eating it off, all for Cosmopolitan. More