Topic: Penis

Jon Hamm Takes His Penis For A Walk, Also His Dog

Jon Hamm Takes His Penis For A Walk, Also His Dog

While we’re all bundled up on the East Coast looking more pathetic than any urchin you ever read about in a Charles Dickens novel, the celebrities are strolling around outside in the California sunshine wearing nothing more than one layer of clothing. Some of those celebrities happen to include Jon Hamm and Jennifer WestfeldtOh and Jon Hamm’s penis. All three got spotted taking a leisurely stroll around their Los Feliz neighborhood. More »

The Obsession With Penis Size Is Heartbreaking And Inescapable

The Obsession With Penis Size Is Heartbreaking And Inescapable

An excerpt from God’s Doodle: The Life and Times of the Penis by Tom Hickman, available now from Soft Skull Press that was published on Slate taught me a number of things. One of those things is that I’m definitely buying that book. Another, that human penises, in relation to the human body, are big compared to other animal penises. Among many facts about penises, the big thing I learned from the excerpt is that the male relationship with the member is just as upsetting as Freud made it out to be. The way men feel about penis size is comparable to any other issue of body image. My heart breaks for dudes both big and small. More »

Justin Theroux’s Penis Auditions For Jon Hamm’s Body By Making Its Media Debut

Justin Therouxâs Penis Auditions For Jon Hammâs Body By Making Its Media Debut

If you’re a penis who really wants to make it in  this town, you’ve got to be attached to the only crotch that matters. And that crotch obviously belongs to one and only Jon Hamm. Once you make it  there, the saying is you can make it everywhere…that Google safe search is turned off. So that’s why I’m not surprised to see Justin Theroux’s penis auditioning for the coveted role when he (Justin, not his penis) went on a run recently. Although Justin, his current owner and legal handler, seems unaware of his penis’ cameo, Wikileaks says it still counts as a legitimate audition. More »

Scientists Drew A Penis On Mars

Scientists Drew A Penis On Mars

I know it has been a hard few weeks for everyone. I mean, it’s especially been a hard few weeks for people in Boston, because they have faced real evil, and, also not been able to sneak out of their one night stands as easily as they would like to. So, sometimes, in addition to “looking for the helpers” we also need to look for moments of pure joy in the world.

Like this one. Like scientists drawing a penis on Mars. More »