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Party Favors: In Love, There Are No Do-Overs

Party Favors: In Love, There Are No Do-Overs

A Montreal middle school teacher has been fired after giving students a multiple-choice exam that involved questions about penis sizes and anal sex. Mon dieu! – Gawker

Should you ever re-date an old love and other questions about “love do-overs.” – Lemondrop

Men in Uganda are being encouraged to take a “sex strike” as a way to enact political change. This will finally answer the question “Would Lysistrata work for dudes?” – Creative Loafing

How to flirt like a nerd. – The Frisky

What makes birds gay? Your dad might say it’s just a sinful choice, but scientists say it’s the amount of mercury in the air. Well, considering Mercury wore those gay winged shoes, it’s no wonder. – MSNBC

Amish-themed romance novels are becoming more popular. But it won’t count until one of them gets turned into a Lifetime movie. – Newsweek More »

The Top 5 Foods You Don’t Want Your Fella to Consume Before You Give Him Oral

The Top 5 Foods You Don't Want Your Fella to Consume Before You Give Him Oral

Not too long ago I was performing the act of fellatio or, less eloquently, I was giving head. I had given oral to this particular person several times, and there had never been a problem. However, during this one particular incident there was a mild issue: his cum. Yes, his cum, his man juice, semen, ejaculation, whatever one wants to call it was absolutely foul and rancid. I was shocked; this had never ever been an issue. To quote Samantha from Sex and the City, “it’s never been a trip to Baskin Robbins,” but this particular, er, flavor was one for the record books. Having the type of relationship I have with this person, one of open communication and any chance to ridicule each other, I told him. When I did, a realization was made: asparagus. More »

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