Mary Kate and Ashley Olsen have arguably had one of the more successful transitions from being child novelty items to becoming well-respected fashion power players with two highly coveted and acclaimed brands, Elizabeth and James and The Row. Now they’ve announced that Elizabeth and James is expanding to include two fragrances, called Nirvana White and Nirvana Black. While the fragrances look impressive and are described in words I had to look up, we wanted to reminisce about the Olsens’ first foray into fragrances way back in 2003. More
Yet another reminder that adolescence is the worst, as if we needed another. More
It’s fall: leaves are changing, everyone is drinking pumpkin spice lattes, and Thanksgiving is right around the corner. Fall fashions are in full force, too, with boots, sweaters and scarves making daily appearances. To complete your autumn look, perfume yourself with … More
If you want the men in your life to smell sexy like Pope Francis, then try out this pungent new Pope Cologne. More
Guys, I think I’m going to do one of those elegant, glamorous, “this was an excuse to wear fake fur and jewels” costumes this Halloween. I’m gonna be a walking cliche, also known as A 23-Year-Old Gal Wearing A Pseudo-Old Hollywood Costume. More
We’ve always wanted to smell like cigarettes and a room full of exercising men. More
It’s two scents in one! You had better hope you get the one you like. More
Do you love how coffee makes you feel but hate having to ingest it though your mouth? Is all that cumbersome sipping and tasting distracting you from your very important work? No, me neither. But that didn’t stop one college dropout from inventing a caffeine spray that goes on like perfume. More
So Katy Perry is dropping her third fragrance “Killer Queen” this fall, and today she released a “teaser” ad to get you all excited about it. And guess what? It totally worked on me. More
Gwyneth Paltrow has been the face of Boss fragrance for a while now–it was over a year ago that her first (“extremely awkward”) Boss Nuit campaign dropped. Now she’s fronting ads for Boss Jour, the brand’s sister fragrance, and they’re a mess of over-eager Photoshop. More
“I’m doing exactly the same thing every other celebrity with a fragrance/beauty/fashion endorsement is doing (like insisting how “hands on” I am) and making the same gobs of money but at least I have the modicum of self-awareness required to apologize for it. …But not really. Do you know a good Fabergé egg store around here?” More
Dude. This Is Not Going To Work. I put that in all caps to indicate how seriously spritzing yourself with any kind of perfume is not going to make you lose a substantial amount of weight.
Or, I guess, I could be wrong. More
If World War Z’s insertion into my highly detailed and potentially prophetic dreams is any indication, there will be a zombie apocalypse in the near future. In it, Zach Galifianakis and I will fall in love, we will be stuck in a supermarket for a great deal of the situation and my ability to drift cars away from close calls will be innate. But most importantly: I will smell delightful and will help the entire town smell delightful. More
TheGloss has recently partnered up with Prada to offer one lucky reader the chance to win a set of Prada Amber his-and-hers fragrances!
The winner will receive two gifts sets: one for Amber, an amber-based perfume of “classic femininity and modern sensibility” and one for Amber Pour Homme, an amber-based cologne that is “subtly woven with the clean smell of barber’s soap.” Perfect for you and your manfriend, your regular friends, your brother, or your dad! More