Topic: personality

What You Don’t Know About Birth Order

What You Don't Know About Birth Order

Firstborn (male): You will always turn in library books a day early or a day late; never on time. At any given point in your life one of your best friends will secretly and intensely resent you. You will never be sure which one it is. Upon reaching your seventh birthday, you will find that you can understand the speech of birds; unfortunately, all birds are constantly talking shit about you, even swans. More »

Bullish: F*ck Corporate Personality Tests and Take Control of Your Personality

Bullish: F*ck Corporate Personality Tests and Take Control of Your Personality

Every couple of years when I was in elementary school in Virginia, my whole class would answer a questionnaire about our skills and interests. Two weeks or so later, we would receive recommendations of careers we would enjoy. Someone told me the test had been developed by the Boy Scouts, and that seemed to make sense, because I had read a few Hardy Boys novels, and it seemed to me that the test had been developed by the Boy Scouts circa 1955. More »

What’s Your Facebook Personality?

What's Your Facebook Personality?

Facebook: The mighty jungle of the internet. Full of strange and fascinating creatures, this Book of Face contains a veritable wealth of knowledge about commonly found internet personalities. The folks over at The Frisky have discovered through much diligent research and careful wall analysis the existence of nine spectacular Facebook specimens. We here at Team Gloss have continued The Frisky’s excellent work, and behold! We have discovered what we believe to be six additional specimens! We present our findings here: More »