Topic: Pete Wentz

F*ck, Marry, Kill: Jack Skellington. Scrooge. The Wet Bandits

F*ck, Marry, Kill: Jack Skellington. Scrooge. The Wet Bandits

Last time around, editors Jennifer Wright and Ashley Cardiff got ready for the Holidays by playing Fuck, Marry, Kill with some beloved Christmas characters. Today, they’re playing with some maligned ones. If you are unfamiliar with the game Fuck, Marry, Kill (and yet inexplicably reading a website currently), it’s simple: you must choose among the three names given who to fuck, who to marry, and who to kill. If you do not care for Jennifer and Ashley’s rhetoric, skip their discussion and go to the bottom of the post, where you may cast your vote. More »

Fashion Disasters: Ashlee Simpson-Wentz

Fashion Disasters: Ashlee Simpson-Wentz

Oh, Ashlee. I remember the days when you had your own reality show and dated Wilmer Valderrama. I remember how you coyly teased the press about your alleged nose job and then had a baby with the guy from Fall Out Boy who shows his penis on the internet. And you, like your sister, are now famous for… I’m not sure. A lot of people aren’t really famous for anything, so I can’t More »