By and large, animals are better than people. More
Is your dog walking around like a cocky asshole? More
Plus: Three alternatives that are not living, breathing creatures! More
Well, and imagine where they’re going, what they’re thinking and who they’re meeting. Obviously.
Introducing Burning Man Dog, “Do You Even Lift, Bro?” Dog and Recently Discovered Dubstep Dog… More
When I first read that two dogs had gotten married in a $750 ceremony, I legitimately thought, “That is the cheapest wedding I’ve ever heard of!” Then I remembered that these were not people. These were dogs. I don’t know why they were concerned that if their children were bastards they would not properly inherit property (that is the point of weddings, yes?) but I guess that was sensible of them. I don’t know what they have. They could have really good chew toys. More
Look, I guess modern diets dictate that you can eat pretty much anything that doesn’t have gluten in it. So, how would you feel if I ate my pet cat? No? Bad? Why? They’re already doing it with guinea pigs. More
This December, I spent two weeks in a hotel in Florida, mostly by myself, periodically transferring myself from a chaise lounge by the pool to a spot at the hotel bar, wrapped up in thought.
I was partly rewarding myself for churning out another educational book last year (I did a lot of work on this), but I was mostly churning away on a BIG PLAN THAT I WILL TELL YOU ABOUT NOW:
This 2013, I am starting 12 businesses in 12 months. More
When was the last time you could convince your partner to die for you or play fetch with you? I’ve spent half my adult life trying to get the men I’ve dated to play fetch with me, and it’s no sale every time. I’m not telling them they need to catch the ball with their mouth like a dog, it’s just a suggestion. More
Thank you, Pinternet, for this bounty of adorableness that will now grace our screens. More
In Pick Of The Week, I highlight a nifty fashion/home/beauty item that I’ve discovered in my travels. More
I quite often think that child stars never make it big, but then I realize that I’m just never tracking their careers like, at all.
This is Kevin Zegers in Air Bud (it was part of that “animals doing things with young boys” genre that defined your childhood): More
Sorry but we can’t resist a comically oversized dog story. More
Put a cat on it! More
In other news, Miley Cyrus should not be allowed to have diamonds. More