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The Cannes Film Festival ended this weekend (but you were probably BBQ-drunk and binge-watching Arrested Development, yes?). While we love the festival for its reliably risky, glamorous and often downright weird red carpet (see above), all good things must come to an end. Here’s the last of the photocalls, the premieres, and looks from the star-studded Closing Ceremony. More
So many of our favorite ladies are in France right now! Today’s Cannes Film Festival red carpet update features Jessica Chastain, Milla Jovovich (up there, looking amazing), Catherine Deneuve, Kylie Minogue, Aishwarya Rai, Marion Cotillard, Dita von Teese–but it’s still Cannes, so the fameballs are out in full force. Expect some really ridiculous looks from Bai Ling and co, too.
Ahead, all the events since our weekend red carpet roundup, featuring a Bvlgari party and a bunch of premieres, like As I Lay Dying, Cleopatra and Blood Ties. More
The 2013 Cannes Film Festival began yesterday–kicking off with Baz Luhrmann‘s take on The Great Gatsby. Here is the celebrity-laden red carpet, featuring the film’s stars, various fellow A-listers, a slew of fancy Euro-celebs and at least one Phoebe Price (obviously). More
The Sundance Film Festival is currently underway in Park City, Utah, which means one thing: fringe celebrities coming out of the fucking woodwork. Yes, rather than being a celebration of independent filmmaking as it was originally intended, the Festival has really become a place for marginally famous people to pose next to branded objects so they can take gobs of those objects home for free.
And their queen? Their queen is Phoebe Price. More
It’s been a banner year for wardrobe malfunctions! From Phoebe Price‘s tryhard striving to Anne Hathaway‘s effortless oopsie, we have seen the genitals of many a celebrity who may or may not have intended us to. But which made the most relevant impact on us, as a culture? In an effort to help answer that question, I give you: the best and brightest wardrobe malfunctions of 2012. More
The Cannes Film Festival is no longer a thing that is happening! However, there’s still some red carpet leftovers–see Diane Kruger, Jennifer Connelly, Audrey Tautou and more in looks from the closing ceremony and various premieres/parties. Also, expect loads of models (Kate Upton, Anja Rubik, Natasha Poly) and lots of impressive fashion disasters (Paris Hilton! Tara Reid! Phoebe Price!). Until next year… More
“Aspiring actress”/”media personality” Phoebe Price (who, as far as I can tell, is like a much older version of Courtney Stodden) suffered the latest in a long line of wardrobe malfunctions yesterday at Cannes, which begs the question: who invited her to Cannes? But while you can say what you like about the efficacy of this tactic at gaining the respect of one’s peers, you must admit there’s a certain kind of base artfulness to exposing your privates to the paparazzi, and that Price has grown quite good at it over the years. Also, bear in mind the fact that Price’s “peers” are people like the computer duster lady from Intervention and Tanning Mom. More
There was a pumpkin shortage! Even though the shortage is said to have started to end, this is terrible news. It’s fall and we have less pumpkins. Blasphemy! CNN claims that the reason for a scarcity of canned pumpkins on our grocery store shelves this year was because of three years of bad weather. I’m blaming it on the celebrities. All those celebrities going to Mr. Bones’ Pumpkin Patch in West Hollywood, California, are the cause of us eating less pumpkin pie, fewer pumpkin seeds (which I can’t find ANYWHERE … please help!) and less cupcakes filled with pumpkin pie. Mr. Bones is basically a pumpkin patch solely open for celebrity fame whores to pose for pictures with their children and Yorkshire terriers and show that they’re just like us. So all those cans of pumpkin missing from the grocery store are missing because the pumpkins are being used as props for celebrity photo ops. Thanks, celebrities. Thanks, a lot. More
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Everyone’s favorite non-celebrity, Phoebe “Chicken Cutlets” Price, was spotted walking her dog today in LA. Of course, because she’s Phoebe Price, she was wearing a minidress and high heels. But do any real people actually do that?
Sometime actress and full-time attention fiend Phoebe Price (better known to Dlisted.com aficionados as Chicken Cutlets) has joined the ranks of socialites and actresses who launch their own clothing collections. Rather than design handbags or vegan shoes, though, Phoebe has … More
How Phoebe Price came to be anything more than a no-name actress in Hollywood…is beyond me. What is she known for? What exactly has she done to warrant her appearance on the red carpet in Cannes. Well, let me rephrase … More
Somehow, Phoebe Price has become the queen of bad fashion. It’s bad enough that the shock value of each of her outfits, the long red hair, and the ridiculous attempts to get attention is enough to make me roll my … More
