If my boyfriend is reading this: do not download BroApp. If you do, I will know and I will be so mad that you’ll sleep in an actual doghouse. More
Rather than aimlessly wander through the rocky relationship terrain without any idea how to get to your desired destination, try these means by which to meet people — they’re like GPS for your love life. Some are in-person, some are online, some are through friends (but better than a blind date). All are easier and more fun than hitting the bars, hoping somebody with decent breath and a blood alcohol content of less than .23 will approach you. And you won’t even have to wander through tons of shirtless dudes taking mirror shots of their abs (hi, OKCupid). More
Frankly, it is your face.
(You said you wanted the truth, didn’t you?) More
For years, people have been listening to one voice for directions, text messages and recommendations on escort locations…you know, stuff like that. That’s right: Siri, Apple’s robotic yet personable narrator for its iPhones. Now, we finally can see what she looks like! More
It’s time to remove the lomo-colored glasses, people. More
Do you wish you could walk, text and hold an umbrella simultaneously? Yeah, us neither, and if you are one of those people, this product is for you. But we’re not. More
Pretty much every time my phone rings at work, I stare it for a second. Then I close my eyes and say “stop ringing” aloud. Sometimes I have to say it a few times. After a while it does. Some proofs of omnipotence are inevitable. More
Probably not. More
Like we told you yesterday, Nokia has patented a technology that will allow people to get tattoos that vibrate each time they get a call, text or email. Part of me is intrigued by this, while the other, probably more sensible part is horrified. Horrified enough to skip out on trying a cool new body mod that keeps me super in touch? Let’s look at some pros and cons, then come back here and vote. I will do whatever you say! (Not really.) More
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Well, this is pointless. More
Jesus, God, you guys have gone on some bad dates. More
Another day, another video of someone flipping out on a customer service representative. As much as it sucks to be on hold for four hours or to be told you can’t return something you were promised was returnable, you should … More
Prankster Jack Vale’s latest video involves him following around shoppers at a Target and narrating their every move. I don’t know why it’s so eerily compelling, but it is. More