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What is the purpose of Photoshop?
If you’d asked me that question a few weeks ago, I know exactly how I would have answered: Fashion magazines use Photoshop to make people thinner, to airbrush skin imperfections, to make eyes bigger and teeth whiter. They use Photoshop to create an unrealistic standard of beauty that we can never attain and to assert “this is what perfect is and anything less than this isn’t worth looking at.” More
I know that as we are looking at this amazing picture we are all probably thinking the same thing and that thing is “Fuck Audrey Hepburn. I look squinty and crazy in every single photo.” Fortunately, I’ve got some theories on how to look great in photos, based on the way Audrey Hepburn poses for them, whether she is young or old. More
Next time you see yourself in video and think you look like some hatchet-faced monster with Emo Phillips voice, at least take solace in science. More
So, if you have ever wondered why you have like 3 and a half Instagram followers (the half being one of those annoying spam bots), perhaps it is due to one or more of these rather irritating mobile e-crimes. More
But, as with every other website or app people get incredibly pissed off about for a week after an update, I sincerely doubt there will be anything changed by this almost-outrage. Call me pessimistic, but our generation isn’t exactly known for its attention span. More
As you may have heard, Beyoncé Knowles launched a new tumblr blog today that’s full of fabulous looks into her fabulous life. Also: hitherto private information! Here are some things I learned from it. More
Frankly, I forgot that in most of the world it’s not cool to be naked. Probably because in New York you get high fived when you wander around topless in a park. But when you post a nude photo of … More
It took me a while to figure out who these people are. But then it was like “wow.”
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They’re old, but they’re also new. More
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On this week’s episode of America’s Next Top Model, the lovely Coco Rocha stopped by to both sit on the judging panel and pose with the contestants in weirdly combative scenes. These are the photos that resulted. More
Do you think the films of Martin Scorcese are perfect the way they are? That’s too bad, because Harper’s Bazaar thinks they’d be even better if they had Kate Bosworth, Michael Pitt, and Keanu Reeves in them. Well, maybe not, but it was a good enough excuse for them to play dress up with a bunch of celebrities they wanted to shoot. For their November issue, Harper’s Bazaar recreated scenes from six classic films with different actors than the ones originally in them. More
This week, photographer-to-the B-list-stars Tyler Shields continued his quest to become the poor man’s Terry Richardson (did you know such a thing was possible?) by convincing Mischa Barton to interact with a steak in various ways. In a new series of photos he posted on his blog, Mischa can be seen alternately salivating over the meat like a dog, and holding it to her face like someone just gave her a black eye. Really, dude? Are you sure you don’t want to show her serving it to a guy in a suit wearing only an apron and fuck-me heels, as well? Or perhaps shoving it into her various orifices? It’s so edgy when people glorify the misogyny that’s dominated the status quo for hundreds of years. More
I don’t know if it’s because it’s Friday or I’m hopped up on cold medicine or what, but these photos of scared bros at a haunted house are bringing me endless joy. They come courtesy of Nightmares Fear Factory in Niagara Falls, CA, and they are a barrel of laughs. Something about seeing a guy who has dressed himself in “tough” clothes like a sports jersey and baseball cap cowering in fear of silicone monsters just makes me cackle with schadenfreud-y glee. I hope you enjoy them as much as I have. More
You need look no further for the biggest wedding geek-outs this side of a Harry Potter theme. More
