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Above is a product shot for the ‘Charming Layered Ruffles Lace Hem Dress’ over on SammyDress.com–a seeming bargain at $5. …BUT AT WHAT COST?! Unless we’re being totally ablest and the model actually only has one leg, this is some … More
Did anyone else grow up playing The Sims? Sure you did. Did anyone else go real far down the rabbit hole of internet downloading (at TheSimsResource, perhaps?) so you could customize your Sim families with characters from television, comics and assorted pop culture ephemera? We used to download hundreds of skins–you know, so we could finally make Buffy and Spike happy together. By which we mean, Melissa McCarthy looks exactly like a shitty version of that–the incompetent mapping of human features across a digital canvas. More
Few brands are more guilty of Photoshop hackjobs than the Kardashian korporate umbrella. Remember the swimwear campaign? Or the Tang-orange lingerie kollection? All memorably awful photoshop. Poor Khloe Kardashian usually gets the worst of it–or her body is strategically hidden–but Kim’s kurves … More
While we love a good balls-crazy Photoshop of Horrors–where limbs don’t make sense and people look like hilarious painting of themselves and Miranda Kerr has full-on pecs–we also love the subtle ones. The ones that grow on you. More
Remember when those photos of the Miss [South] Korea 2013 contestants made waves because it looked like they’d all had plastic surgery to get the same face? And everyone believed the Reddit user who posted them, because he claimed to live in Seoul, and because one fifth of South Korean women get plastic surgery, so it seemed reasonable that more than one fifth of South Korean beauty pageant finalists would have had plastic surgery? More
Do you want to look cute or not? More
Great lipstick, though. More
This is also one of those Photoshop of Horrors that creeps up on you. More
She was inspired to write the cookbook when Dame Margaret Smith, William Joel and Mario Batali were over for a quiet dinner party and Paltrow was a little loaded from the ’78 Montrachet and accidentally stuffed the poulet de bressewith caviar instead of arranging it on the caviar plate where it belonged HA! HA!
And that’s when she realized she should eat more brown rice and less everything else. More
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Human bodies don’t look like this–and we don’t mean that in that asinine “real women have curves” way; we mean holy shit, human bodies aren’t usually indented where the ass has been ritualistically pruned away by a retoucher. More
Ahead you’ll find Zooey Deschanel, allegedly, on the April cover of InStyle.
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It’s been a great year for Photoshop disasters! Whether magazines and ad campaigns were ruthlessly amputating limbs or wasting tons money on celebrities we could not recognize, there’s been plenty of terrible Photoshop to go around. But which were the very worst abuses of that infamous image editing software? Let’s take a trip down memory lane. More
I will give you five guesses as to which totally unrecognizable starlet is on the January cover of Harper’s Bazaar Australia, because this is a hard one. More
Dealsesss, my precioussss. More
