Topic: Pippa Middleton

20 Things Karl Lagerfeld Hates

20 Things Karl Lagerfeld Hates

This week we learned that Karl Lagerfeld hates Michelle Obama‘s new bangs, despite otherwise being a huge fan of “Madame Obama,” indicating (once again) that the only thing Lagerfeld loves more than insulting random people is couching faint praise in backhanded compliments. In the wake of his recent mouth-running scandals–with Adele and Pippa Middleton–we decided to take stock of the Chanel designer’s long and storied history of hating stuff. So, here’s a bunch of Karl Lagerfeld quotes pertaining to all the things he dislikes, including but not limited to ugly babies, babies in general, Greek people and the smell of food. More »

Finally! Kate Middleton’s Burlesque Star Cousin, Katrina Darling, Is Here

Finally! Kate Middleton's Burlesque Star Cousin, Katrina Darling, Is Here

We’ve been warned for a while now that KATE MIDDLETON‘S BURLESQUE STAR COUSIN IS COMING TO AMERICA. That happened last night in New York, folks. Her name is Katrina Darling–possibly not her real name–and she is the second cousin, twice removed (according to the Post) to Kate and Pippa Middleton. Her routine is called God Save the Queen and yes, this slideshow involves pasties (but you can opt out before it gets NSFW). Also, I’ve included interesting facts about the economy of England, so you can stay on your toes or whatever as you read. More »