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Dominos Pizza Delivery Guy Fired For Hitting On Customer In Inappropriate (But Kinda Hilarious) Way

Dominos Pizza Delivery Guy Fired For Hitting On Customer In Inappropriate (But Kinda Hilarious) Way

A Dominos pizza delivery guy in Stone Mountain, Georgia has been fired from his job after his inappropriate use of a customer’s phone number to say “what’s up” to her were made public by Jezebel. More »

Pick Of The Week: Pizza. Perfume. Pizza Perfume.

Pick Of The Week: Pizza. Perfume. Pizza Perfume.

In Pick Of The Week, I highlight a nifty fashion/home/beauty item that I’ve discovered in my travels. More »

Are You Offended By This Rapey Domino’s Pizza Ad?

Are You Offended By This Rapey Domino's Pizza Ad?

I know I personally enjoy my pizza with peppers, onions, and a hearty side of rape innuendo. More »

Badass Little Girl Slaps Mom With Pizza To Help Her Regain Consciousness

Badass Little Girl Slaps Mom With Pizza To Help Her Regain Consciousness

It was left over. More »

Hello Lover: Getting Turned On By Pizza

Hello Lover: Getting Turned On By Pizza

Just look at that beauty. Look at how it straddles that furry chair like a pro, its body perfectly angled to seduce your entire being. More »

Do You Want A Man-Candle?

Do You Want A Man-Candle?

Does your man not smell like the Old Spice guy? More »

PSA: Here Are Things You Can Trade For Cocaine (NOT SALAD)

PSA: Here Are Things You Can Trade For Cocaine (NOT SALAD)

Jay McInerney Books

19 Year Old Emotionally Confused Debutantes

Vague Promises Of A Job Offer At Morgan Stanley

Louis Vuitton Luggage

A woman just tried to trade salad for cocaine. Specifically an “Olive Garden salad in a to-go box.” Did this work? No. It was an Olive Garden salad in a to-go box. She tried to negotiate, said she could maybe get the drug dealer some “Olive Garden Gift Cards.” Which was a movie in the right direction! Except I’m pretty sure that doesn’t work. So, public service announcement: here are some things you can trade effectively (maybe?) for cocaine. More »

Food Is Fashionable: Pizza Hat!

Food Is Fashionable: Pizza Hat!

WARNING: EXTREMELY CUTE CHILD STRIKING SASSY POSE IN PIZZA HAT AHEAD. More »

Food Is Fashionable: Alber Elbaz’s Life Is About Pizza Hut, Only Pizza Hut

Food Is Fashionable: Alber Elbaz's Life Is About Pizza Hut, Only Pizza Hut

I lied, it’s also about steamed vegetables. More »

What We're Reading:

3 Ways He Can Tell You're Faking An Orgasm
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6 Ways Sex Can Make You More Attractive
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Why Kissing Matters During Foreplay
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Food Is Not Fashionable: There Is An Ed Hardy Pizza Box

Food Is Not Fashionable: There Is An Ed Hardy Pizza Box

That man will put his name on anything, seriously. How long until we see the Jersey Shore cast ordering a pizza that comes in this box? More »

Lady Gaga Thinks LA Is Shallow

Lady Gaga Thinks LA Is Shallow

Well, there goes my burgeoning love for Gaga. And here I thought we could be friends. It’s not exactly recent news, but earlier this summer Lady Gaga told New York Magazine that she thinks people in Los Angeles are “awful … More »

The Misanthropologist: The Stalker, Part II

The Misanthropologist: The Stalker, Part II

Welcome to the Stalker, Part II. Last week we met mild-mannered pizza boy, Dan, who delivered a pie to Alex, who then took a job at Dan’s place of work to be nearer to him. Sure, that’s a bold move … More »

The Misanthropologist: The Stalker, Part I

The Misanthropologist: The Stalker, Part I

Every now and again, I am blessed to encounter a story so epic, unbelievable, and engrossingly weird, that 1) a single column won’t do it justice thus such a story shall have to be split in two, 2) it’s a … More »

How I Came to Love the World Cup and Other Sporting Events

How I Came to Love the World Cup and Other Sporting Events

The most amazing opportunity for snacking, hands down. Snacks of all varieties. Nachos. Beer. Pizza. Mozzarella sticks. Watermelon margaritas. Cookies. And so on. I love sports.

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