When I was a child, I thought my life as a grown-up lady would be clicking around a city wearing stilettos like whoa, but unless those stiIettos are magically made from clouds, that’s not gonna happen. More
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Women may think they dress for themselves, but they should stop being so delusional (all that probiotic yogurt is clogging up the reasonable faculties).
Ladies: you’re all straight, you’re all pathologically insecure, and you all select shoes based on what straight men will think makes you more fuckable. Which is to say, put down the espadrilles, girl! More
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Okay, these pieces will make you look like Ali McGraw only if you start straight ironing your hair and… become Ali McGraw. I guess what I really mean is that if you had worn these pieces in the 1970′s you probably could have gotten a role an an extra in Love Story. More
Rational Jen thinks that Prada is a very successful company that has a good logical reason for making a shoe like this, and she is trying to figure out what that reason is. Asshole Jen is running around talking about how they’re fucking with her and installed a radio inside her teeth so as to fuck with her better. They will debate:
Is it just me, or are Christian Louboutain platforms actually getting higher? I honestly didn’t think they’d reach any further into the stratosphere then they already had…I mean, these shoes — which are called Daffodile — are 6.5 inch platforms. That’s really, really hard to walk in. Like, for reals. More
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This Fendi platform, shown at Milan Fashion Week, is amazing for several reasons: the colors, the varying textures, the elegance of the curves. But most notably, this shoe is almost parallel to the ground. That means that you get all … More
It’s hard being Lady Gaga. You have to wear some crazy shit — on your head, about your body, and upon your feet. You’re bound to slip up once once or twice. So should we, as innocent bystanders, really be … More
Let’s say you’re naked. Maybe there’s a crew of photographers there too, or maybe it’s just you and your stuffed animals. Either way, you want to look your best, and you don’t want to accessorize inappropriately. How to proceed? Well, … More
Remember yesterday, when we told you about a new trend in which pieces of shoes are haphazardly left out? And remember how the epitome of the trend was Lady Gaga’s heel-less platforms? Well, guess what? Posh did it first! The … More
When you pop onto a store’s website — say, Nordstrom’s — is there any phrase that you can think of that you would rather see on their shoe page than “high and mighty?” I don’t think so. Because that’s exactly … More