Do you have what it takes to time travel back to the 1960s and work as a Playboy bunny in one of the Playboy Club’s numerous classy locations in American and abroad? Find out by reading this retro-riffic recruitment brochure which was circulated by the company in the 1960s. Its requirements include boobs, “proper” proportions, boobs, intelligence and common sense, boobs, a cheerful disposition, boobs, and a readiness to make mad scrilla doing unskilled labor your uglier counterparts will never have access to. Oh, and boobs.
And if this whole thing disgusts you, which it may, just pretend you are Gloria Steinem and you are only filling out this application so you can go undercover and expose Playboy for all the ways it mistreats its foxy workers. Some fantasies are different from others. More
Paz De La Huerta is naked. Repeat: Paz De La Huerta is naked. More
“She is the best of gold diggers.” More
Back in the days before computers were really important, I sent actual photographs and a letter to Playboy. They liked me enough to send me a real letter on real Playboy letterhead paper asking me for more photos. I thought this was kind of cool. So I sent them some more photos, and they wrote me back a very kind rejection letter saying that I’d be kept on file for future consideration. I never heard from them again. Then I became completely distracted pursuing things that didn’t involve me being nude in magazines and forgot all about it.
Until I heard about most recent Playboy’s Casting Call being held in New York City. More
Today’s reminder that teenage boys are the same everywhere. More
Courtney Stodden is 18. You know what that means. More
Of all the members of the original cast of “Girls Next Door,” Holly Madison was always my favorite. More
The other day, Hugh Hefner took a break from motorboating blonde ladies’ boobies and having baby oil orgies while Matlock plays in the background to write what is actually a pretty good editorial in favor of marriage equality for LGBT Americans. I’m sure he worked with an editor on it, but I think it shows he still has some sense rattling around in that greying head of his, despite all the concussions his constant motorboating has given him. More
Katrina Darling–burlesque star and distant-ish cousin of Kate Middleton–stirred up more anticipation for her arrival stateside than Gabbo. More
In news that is kind of surprising: actress and “sizzling bikini shoot” favorite Sherlyn Chopra will be the first Indian Playmate in nearly sixty years of Playboy. She also, reportedly, has the cover. More
Just so we’re clear – no one actually reads playboy at the barbershop, right? More
Ladies, grasp your pearls: Kate Middleton’s twelfth cousin three times removed (just kidding, second cousin once removed), burlesque dancer Katrina Darling, has reportedly been asked to pose for Playboy. More