Once we were in the car, the two cops driving continued to ask us questions, despite the fact that they hadn’t yet read us our Miranda rights. More
During my almost five-year career as a sex worker, I have experienced work-related fear exactly twice. The first time was at the very beginning of my adventures in the sex industry, when Grant, the gentleman I got my revenge on last week, outed me to my mother.
The second time was two weeks ago when I got arrested. More
…And just when everyone was starting to take her so seriously as an actress. More
In today’s “Oh God Please Be An Onion Article” news, a New York City cop was arrested yesterday on suspicion for plotting to eat women and kidnap them for rapists. More
If you are drunk, and concerned about your well being, I guess, do not under any circumstances call the police. Because they might rape you. I’m sorry. They might “goof off on the job.” More
“You’re in a freezing cold, 5 x 5 room with four other women. There’s a padded bench, that’s just enough for three of you to uncomfortably sit on, a toilet, and a sink that doesn’t work. When you want to use the bathroom, the other girls line up in front of you to screen you from the male guards who are walking past. For food, we got four slices of stale bread, a packet of mayo, and two glasses water. I loved my cellmates- they were funny, proud, wicked smart, brave, kind women. We would sing songs (which got us threatened with being locked in the tombs) and applaud when each of us were released. There was a lot of solidarity and trying to comfort each other.” More
Because a custom Rolls Royce is completely inconspicuous without its license plates. More
Here’s a little inspiration for your Sunday. More
Oh, Junior prom. How poorly you treated me! I typically try to block you out, but occasionally I daydream wistfully about what could have been.
You may have heard of a website called “eHow.” On it, contributors post articles about how to do things. For instance: how to make a backyard garden onion flatbread, and how to overhaul your linen closet.
I myself have often found this website to be both informative and useful. I’ve relied on it to learn how to do things like create a successful spreadsheet, or open a jar of apple butter when the top has become stuck and all other options have, maddeningly, failed. More
No trip abroad would be complete without at least one horror story. More
Over the weekend, David Rodriguez ran butt-ass naked in front of President Obama at a rally in order to earn $1 million from internet mogul Alki David. The stunt was apparently done to promote David’s website, Battlecam.com (which has worked, … More
Counterfeit handbags have recently been pushed into the spotlight due to the introduction of Senator Chuck Schumer’s Innovative Design Protection and Piracy Prevention Act which shield designers from having their work stolen and reproduced. If you live in NYC or … More
A police officer in Massachusetts abandoned his post to go see the world’s smallest porn star, Bridget the Midget. After an internal investigation, he’s chosen to resign rather than face disciplinary action. The police chief responsible for the officer says, … More