Topic: Politics

What Are Some New Terms We Can Use Instead Of ‘Pro Choice’?

What Are Some New Terms We Can Use Instead Of 'Pro Choice'?
Pro Freedom
Pro Sovereignty Over Our Own Persons
Anti Back Alley Procedures That Could Kill You Or Make You Permanently Infertile
Pro Freevacy
Pro Scary Radical Feminism

After years of tireless service to the women’s rights movement, it would seem that the term “pro choice” has outlasted its effectiveness. At least, according to its former BFF, Planned Parenthood, which is now seeking to distance itself from the term. “It’s a complicated topic and one in which labels don’t reflect the complexity,” said PP president Cecile Richards at a recent press conference. More »

Rand Paul Tries To Neg Ashley Judd Out Of Running For Office

Rand Paul Tries To Neg Ashley Judd Out Of Running For Office

Rand Paul (R-KY) seems poised to become the fastest rising jerk in the US Senate. He hates the Violence Against Women Act, birthright citizenship, gun control, and a woman’s right to choose. Hence, it stands to reason that when actress/political activist Ashley Judd started talking about running (possibly against him) for senate in Kentucky, he hit her with a backhanded compliment so subtly bitchy it could have been crafted by Mystery himself. (Either him, or the Dowager Countess of Grantham.) More »

Special Ed Teacher Diana Medley Tries To Create ‘Traditional’ Prom With No Gay Kids

Special Ed Teacher Diana Medley Tries To Create 'Traditional' Prom With No Gay Kids

Straight teens of America! Are you feeling oppressed by all the existing that LGBT kids have been allowed to do lately? Do you feel your heterosexual unions are threatened by the gay love next door? Are you sick and tired of your hoity toity “state” thinking it’s too good to be friends with your very important church? Indiana special ed teacher Diana Medley hears you, and she is taking action. More »

Signs That Your Boss Is A Scrub

Signs That Your Boss Is A Scrub

If he asks you to drain his catheter for him three times a day (and you are not a nurse or healthcare professional), your boss is a scrub:

When Patricia Medlin saw John Leopold standing in her doorway, she knew what that meant: time to empty her boss’s urine bag.

At the misconduct trial of Anne Arundel County Executive John Leopold on Friday, his former scheduler Patricia Medlin, 63, described her thrice-daily chore of draining Leopold’s catheter for nearly a year.

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Seven Reasons Why Anna Wintour Should Be A US Ambassador

Seven Reasons Why Anna Wintour Should Be A US Ambassador
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As you may know, there’s been some talk floating around that Anna Wintour may be up for a US ambassadorship, either to France or to her native UK. Many people think she’s under qualified for the job because running a fashion magazine is a stupid girl job, while Anna herself has said via her reps that she’s “very happy” at Vogue. Which is a shame, because I think it would be a great move for both Anna herself and America in general. Here are seven reasons Anna Wintour should be a US ambassador. More »

Kim Kardashian Vows To Use Milkshake Shilling Tour Of Middle East To Learn About International Relations

Kim Kardashian Vows To Use Milkshake Shilling Tour Of Middle East To Learn About International Relations

Well, this is cute. Following the barrage of criticism she got for her back-to-back tweets saying that she’s praying for the people of Israel, Palestine, and the world in general (in that order), Kim Kardashian has vowed to use her milkshake-shilling tour of the Middle East to learn about the complex geopolitical issues currently playing out there. Oh boy! More »

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