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Least surprising porn news ever: Hustler has produced a porn parody of Girls called This Ain’t Girls XXX, which is a pretty disappointing title. More
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Least surprising porn news ever: Hustler has produced a porn parody of Girls called This Ain’t Girls XXX, which is a pretty disappointing title. More
Girls Gone Wild creator Joe Francis was found guilty on three counts of false imprisonment and one of assault likely to cause great bodily injury.
But he is a nice guy, folks! Really, you stupid bitches, he is. More
I’ve always been told that one of the basic signifiers of adulthood is reaching an age where you do not store all of your money frantically under your mattress or in a piggy bank. You go to the bank, you open an account, you feel that you’ve grown-up. But then, I guess I do not work in the adult film industry where that, weirdly, would not be an option. More
“It’s really a struggle and a hard thing for me.”
Uh, is it, Kylie Bisutti? Is it hard for you? More
What’s really confounding about all this is the insistence, from Abraham and her camp, that this is a sex tape, and not… you know, an adult film. Made on an adult film set. With adult film production values. And adult film star James Deen. More
…Because hell knows you should probably stop writing that stuff in your journal, man. More
It’s easy to claim it could never happen to you or that your partner would never do such a thing, but none of these women thought it would, either. It’s time for the legislation to get update-to-date with the technology, and Holly Jacobs is leading the way. More
Arguments I have against these ridiculous comments:
1) Women don’t ruin their kids’ lives by doing porn.
2) Loads of famous people were in porn prior to having careers in other fields.
3) Stop being douchebags. More
Professor Hugo Schwyzer – who, full disclosure, is a friend to some of us here at The Gloss – teaches a college course in pornography. I almost certainly would have signed up for that class, because I would think it wouldn’t be that hard. HAHAHAHAHA, that’s what she said.
Oh, God, the very notion of this course sent me plummeting back to jokes that might have been relevant five years ago. I’m terribly sorry. I will try to think of better ones while we watch this video: More
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A very odd combination of stars filmed a porn film the other day. Teen Mom‘s Farrah Abraham and film/adult film actor James Deen shot a sex scene together that multiple porn companies are attempting to release. More
While writing this, I also may have learned that my sex life is incredibly unromantic and boring. Or that I am easily grossed out by sticky stuff. More
There are plenty of ways to spice up your sex life. Porn is abundant and lacy underwear seems to have become the norm. You can even find an assortment of massage oils, blindfolds, and little blue pills in the back of your neighborhood drug store. But some of the easiest ways to turn up the heat in the bedroom is simply to avoid things at all cost. You know, things like animals, children, and other human beings! More
The relationship between Calvin Klein and ex-porn star/model Nick Gruber has always struck everyone at TheGloss as super weird. However, judging from his Page Six Magazine interview, you’re about to think it’s weirder.
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WELCOME TO AMERICA! THE LAND OF OPPORTUNITY. More