Topic: Pornography

Gallery: The Best Of The ‘Indifferent Cats In Amateur Porn’ Tumblr (NSFW)

Gallery: The Best Of The 'Indifferent Cats In Amateur Porn' Tumblr (NSFW)
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It’s pretty much a universally agreed upon fact at this point that the internet is for porn and cats, in that order. But what happens when you try to combine the two? Something even greater than the sum of its parts, is what. The anonymous genius who runs Indifferent Cats in Amateur Porn understands that, and has devoted his or her life to compiling examples of said phenomenon for your viewing pleasure. Err, I mean amusement. (Does anyone masturbate to this?)(Ugh, probably.) Whether the cat in question wandered into the shot by accident or is being deliberately posed by someone, one thing’s for sure: it was no idea what the hell those two giant, hairless creatures are doing to each other, but it sure wishes they would feed it. Here are some very NSFW excerpts. More »

I Made A Sex Tape

I Made A Sex Tape

Hello again! It’s time once more to take a trip into the dark recesses of my sexual past and tell a story that may or may not make me want to die of embarrassment, for closure and for lols. This is something I’ve literally never thought to write about until now, but nigh a decade has elapsed since it happened, so I’m starting to think it’s more funny than mortifying. Also, if it were going to pop up on the internet, I’m pretty sure it would have by now. Although I might be tempting fate by writing this post. More »

The First Promo Pictures For Octomom’s ‘Self-Love Video’, Ranked In Ascending Order Of Wrongness

The First Promo Pictures For Octomom's 'Self-Love Video', Ranked In Ascending Order Of Wrongness
Just A Sexy Cowgirl Hanging With Some Chinese Sculptures
Pouty Face
Bath Time
Boobs
Household Duties

Octomom‘s masturbation porn video: it’s really happening! As previously discussed, this whole thing gives me the sads, not because Octomom is doing porn to support her kids, but because she has said some things in the past about how she really, really did not want to do porn to support her kids. Which leads me to believe this was not actually that much fun for her. Then again, she has since said that it was, so who knows? Am I prepared to call Octomom a liar? Has she been playing coy all along while secretly hoping to become a (masturbation) porn star? Can we laugh at the absurdity of the way she’s being marketed while remaining angry that Nadya Suleman is potentially being exploited? I hope so. More »

Gallery: The Mansion Where They Shot Infamous ’70s Porno Deep Throat Is Up For Sale

Gallery: The Mansion Where They Shot Infamous '70s Porno Deep Throat Is Up For Sale
Deep Throat Mansion
Deep Throat Mansion
Deep Throat Mansion
Deep Throat Mansion
Deep Throat Mansion

The Coconut Grove, Florida mansion where much of groundbreaking ’70s porno film Deep Throat was shot is up for sale for a mere $1.75 million. As such, there are now some photos of it on the Internet that show it largely unchanged from those heady, sweaty days long ago. Let’s look at some house porn of the place where they filmed real porn, and wonder what kinds of lurid secrets those walls would tell us if they could talk and/or blog. More »

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