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How To Have Sex Like An Olympian

How To Have Sex Like An Olympian

According to TMZ Sports, the International Olympic Committee has distributed about 100,000 condoms to the horndog athletes at the Olympic Village aka Orgyfest 2014. One hundred thousand rubbers will amount to about 35 condoms per person to be used over 16-days. Those horny Olympians will probably use up that supply and then some, if you know what I’m getting at (they ran out last time). What I am getting at is this: the athletes are schtupping a lot, so much that they are probably doing nothing but sexual intercourse while they aren’t actively engaged in a sports match or practice. More »