Topic: pregnancy

Why I Stopped Saying ‘Someday’ When It Came To Having Kids

Why I Stopped Saying 'Someday' When It Came To Having Kids

I didn’t plan to be an old mom. I got married at twenty-three and wasn’t even sure I wanted kids. That ambivalence toward motherhood stretched through the first several years of my marriage. I didn’t think parenting was for me—I’d never babysat as a teenager or changed a diaper in my life. My husband Jay is in the Navy and his back-to-back deployments meant having a child wasn’t just on the back burner—it was on a burner in someone else’s kitchen. “Someday when we have kids” was a phrase we used often, but it never seemed real. A resolution for a distant new year, maybe. More »

The Only Part Of Your Pre-Baby Body Worth Missing Is Your Bladder

The Only Part Of Your Pre-Baby Body Worth Missing Is Your Bladder

As I’ve said here before, the current version of my body and I have made our peace. We’ve forgiven each other over the stretch marks, the broadened hips, the weird saggy-tummy-skin thing going on around the top of my jeans these days. We’ve figured out ways to hide what’s going on in the general abdominal region, we’ve gone the one-piece swimsuit route, and we’ve acknowledged that “stretch mark fading creams” are not a good use of money. But there’s one thing I have to admit I’m not quite over, and one thing that cannot be hidden with any bold fabric or stiff denim yet invented. And that thing is my perfect, youthful, innocent pre-baby bladder. More »

Did Beyonce Just Create A New Baby Bump For Herself Out Of Sand?

Did Beyonce Just Create A New Baby Bump For Herself Out Of Sand?

Over the weekend, Beyonce posted a new photo of herself on Instagram. As you can see above, she’s at the beach and has been covered in sand. The reason it’s important isn’t because ooh look at Beyonce, she’s so fun and goofy, I bet Ariana Grande wouldn’t allow herself to be buried under sand. It’s also not important because ew sand is gross and the beach is yucky, I can’t believe Beyonce can stand it, she must really be God. More »

Twitter Calls Gone Girl Actress ‘Brave’ For Daring To Show Her Post-Baby Body At The Golden Globes

Twitter Calls Gone Girl Actress âBraveâ For Daring To Show Her Post-Baby Body At The Golden Globes

Gone Girl’Rosamund Pike walked the red carpet at the Golden Globes last night in a cutout dress that showed a fragment of the side of her belly. The internet went crazy. Apparently, daring to leave your house weeks after giving birth and allow celebrity stylists to drape a Vera Wang gown over your gorgeous figure is “brave.” More »