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In an effort to combat the unsightly weight gain that all too many pregnant ladies fall victim to after “letting themselves go,” Kim Kardashian is working out like crazy to avoid the sad fate of Jessica Simpson, Fat Pregnant Person. At least, according to certain tabloid stories. Certain tabloid stories I believe. More
There are three great questions the world over: “Why are we here?” “Is there life after death?” and “Is Jennifer Aniston pregnant?” Full disclosure before I begin: I have never been a huge Jennifer Aniston fan. It has nothing to … More
See, haters? The Kardashians are not the only ones who cash in on major life events. More
Jennifer Aniston is pregnant, allegedly. This time because she has a “fuller face.” More
God help me, I’m about to defend a Kardashian. More
Even if you have “yet to walk down the aisle,” should your marital status actually matter to people? More
I think it’s fun. I think Amber Rose’s outfit is good fun. More
Ashley’s prediction just last week regarding Kim’s maternity wear was 100% accurate.
Oh, and side note: Can we collectively agree to never use the term “baby bump” again? Because I have a feeling 2013 will ruin it anyway… More
As you know, Kate Middleton is afflicted with an extremely rare condition known as Pregnancy Being A Waking Fucking Nightmare (no, seriously, it’s essentially nine months of dry heaving). Luckily, every single Kate Middleton development must be exhaustively covered by blogs like this one, and today we have a (somewhat) interesting development in the saga of the royal womb. More
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For the next nine or so months, there will be two very, very popular babies in the news. One will belong to actual royalty for whom I often feel a bit sorry for since the woman can’t drink water without being on the cover of a tabloid, whereas the other will belong to two people who have counteracted my acid reflux medication numerous times both separately and together. But apparently, the latter will not actually suck nearly as much as we all may imagine. More
Yes, I have always known about the bad, bad things our world holds around every corner and down every lane and across every hallway. There are awful things that happen all day, every year. But for some reason I can’t quite pinpoint, I can’t help but be so frighteningly aware of them that the prospect of having a child now upsets me. All I can imagine is crying. Just crying. More
Look at the Duchess of Cambridge! Look at Kate Middleton’s first public appearance at the Sport’s Personality of the Year award, where she is continuing to fake her pregnancy while wearing a lovely Alexander McQueen dress. More
I will stop talking about this when people stop doing it. More
At 14-years-old, I went from a 118 lb. size 0 to a 140 lb. size 8/10 in just nine months. Nine months. Think of the last time you gained enough weight to constitute a size jump, and imagine that a few times over. My body could not accommodate this level of growth and — voila! Stretch marks abound.
(Somewhat NSFW, by the way: bra shots and underboob shots and thigh cream, so if you’ve got a stricter workplace, I’d save this one for a wee bit later.) More
