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This week, they’re honoring the much-maligned date of February 14th–otherwise known as Valentine’s Day–with a very special episode of Wed Bed Dead: romantic leads. More
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This week, they’re honoring the much-maligned date of February 14th–otherwise known as Valentine’s Day–with a very special episode of Wed Bed Dead: romantic leads. More
Slut-shaming just got a lot more vicious — and expensive. More
I got out of the car, sweeping my skirt up in the process and walked to the door. My first date was officially over and it was so unremarkable that I knew then that John Hughes films had killed real life for me. More
Remember the scene in Pretty Woman where Viv (Julia Roberts), challenges her roommate to name one hooker who actually ends up with a rich guy, and the roommate replies “Cinder-fuckin’-ella.” She could have also said Madame du Barry, but, spoiler, Madame du Barry’s story does not lead to a happy ending. Although there is footwear involved! More
Sex workers don’t just provide human contact to lonely people and provide outlets for desires our patrons’ significant others cannot or will not indulge, a large part of our job is teaching, but good teachers are also willing to learn along with their students. I never thought I would learn so much from my client’s erectile disfunction. More
I made the mistake of giving my first regular client my home phone number, then my mom answered and found out I was a sex worker. More
I decided I wanted to be a prostitute when I was seventeen. Most people assume I made this decision because I had seen Pretty Woman too many times, because my parents didn’t hug me enough, or because I was somehow coerced into my decision. None of these assumptions are correct. I’ve always been prone to viewing my life more as a story or a series of discrete experiences than as an actual life of connected events. However, saying I decided to join the oldest profession to advance my story is also overly simplistic. More
The original Pretty Woman script is great reading immediately after you finish 50 Shades of Grey. More
It’s Valentine’s Day week, which means you’ll be up to your ears in slideshows and lists chronicaling the top X romantic comedies of all time. Editors Jennifer Wright and Ashley Cardiff are discussing the genre today–predictably, Jennifer is for and Ashley is against. One point on which they both agree, however, is that while it may not be a romantic comedy, The Hole is excellent. More
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“Toddlers and Tiara” star Isabella Barrett, age five, was interviewed by TMZ yesterday as she was finishing up her spray tan appointment (…of course). More
Let’s look at movies where the heroine is suddenly relating to the world entirely differently because she slapped a dress onto her otherwise grotesque carcass. More
Love and Other Drugs with Jake Gyllenhaal and Anne Hathaway is coming out Thanksgiving weekend and every time I see the trailer I think the same thing: what kind of guy would EVER stop a coach bus on the highway just to tell some girl on it he loves her? You know what I’m talking about. That scene in the trailer where Jake Gyllenhaal is in his sports car racing the bus Anne Hathaway is on (probably to escape him) and manages to pull it over so he can climb aboard and tell confess his true love for her and probably apologize for whatever he did to make her get on the bus in the first place. Yea, that would never happen in real life. Let’s be honest: he’d probably just send her a text message. More
At least, you should according to the University of Iowa. A recent study shows that it doesn’t impede the potential for a long term relationship as much as people previously thought. Which is to say, it doesn’t impede your potential … More