We missed the Duchess of Cambridge when Prince William formed a Journey cover band with Taylor Swift and Bon Jovi last week, but now she’s getting her dress on for charity. More
Topic: Prince William
Taylor Swift‘s stunning dress was upstaged by their performance. But please, Taylor, stop dancing. More
Remember when Kate Middleton and Prince William sat for Mario Testino in their first official portrait? Middleton wore a lovely cream Reiss dress that sold out in no seconds flat and everyone thought they looked comely and happy and the world felt whole for a fleeting second? Cool; now imagine it with a baby. More
What is the royal baby, Prince of Cambridge, named? Well, it is not Andrew, Nick, Caleb, Lord Disick or Blanket. For the record. More
Oh my gosh oh my gosh everyone look holy cow it’s the royal baby! That adorable ball of snugs will one day rule over the grand monarchy of the United Kingdom! That little cuddlebug could be king! More
About three years ago, the world lost its fucking mind when Prince William and Kate Middleton announced their engagement–and Middleton (with her trademark perfect hair) stepped out in a gorgeous, sapphire kimono-style dress by little known Brazilian brand Issa. Within hours, the dress was sold out online and in-stores; impressive, considering its $600+ pricetag. The dress spawned a million copycat looks (and a million blog posts encouraging copycat looks). More
Kate Middleton didn’t spend yesterday like a lot of people (wearing those obnoxious green martian antennae and screaming through their vomit in public to the disgust and ire of rational humans everywhere). More
During a temporary split from Middleton, Prince William courted* Isabella Calthorpe, oft-cited by British tabloids as “the one that got away” (apparently Prince Charles gets wistful because Calthorpe is well bred or whatever).
Not so well-bred, however, that she was above inviting Hello! to her wedding. More
Look, Kate Middleton is a really pretty woman, so why does this official portrait of her seem to capture her at her most tired? More
They’re going to be better, monarchies.
Why was this photo of Princess Diana not to be published? More
As you know, Kate Middleton is afflicted with an extremely rare condition known as Pregnancy Being A Waking Fucking Nightmare (no, seriously, it’s essentially nine months of dry heaving). Luckily, every single Kate Middleton development must be exhaustively covered by blogs like this one, and today we have a (somewhat) interesting development in the saga of the royal womb. More
And its name shall be Kreation.
Hah, no, probably not. I bet it will be Karen. Or Balthazar. I just really want that name to make a comeback. If not with Princess William and Kate Middleton then with Kim Kardashian and Kanye West who are, God help us, our version of royalty. More
Maybe! There are clues! There are clues about the gender of Kate Middleton‘s royal baby to be (who I am still betting will be named Diana, or, terrifying, Dion. Or Balthazar.) And the clues point to it being a girl. More