The casting directors for Maleficent didn’t have to look through Elle Fanning’s impressive film credits (the girl was acting at 3!) or have her do a screen test to figure out if she was right for the part of Aurora. More
I’d say there’s approximately a zero percent chance that Rihanna‘s character won’t kick ass. More
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Princess Belle was always my favorite Disney Princess because I thought I looked the most like her. I also loved to read and was a little off the wall so I really related to her. Even though Beauty and the Beast has some issues, it is still my favorite Disney movie and Belle is still my favorite Princess. More
The smart modern peplum dress she wore earlier this week was a red herring, her real royal wedding dress is lacier and more princessy than even Kate Middleton’s. More
Being treated like a princess is setting one’s sights way too low. More
Look, we all know that Disney princess movies may not be the most realistic films. But some are realer than others. Just to keep your romantic notions in check, let’s break down each classic Disney princess movie from least to most realistic. More
Is it possible to make a doll of Brave‘s Princess Merida without making her look like literally every other Disney Princess? Yes, yes it is completely possible judging by the doll in Disney’s store. So why are the others so absurdly different? More
Princess Grace of Monaco supposedly almost killed herself over Bing Crosby. More
Hey, ladies: are you feeling vulnerable? Are you a whore primarily because your childhood sucked (thanks, dad!)? Do you wear bathing suits and do shots, all the while wondering where your Prince Charming is and when he’ll be coming to save your helplessly dishonored, desecrated life? More
Happy almost 4th of July! Yay, America! More
And they say Disney is a lifeless shell of its former self. More
And by “realistic,” we mean “looks like a supermodel.” More
You too can look like an unsuccessful wedding ensemble. More
I’ll give you a clue: it had a 25 foot train!