Is it possible to make a doll of Brave‘s Princess Merida without making her look like literally every other Disney Princess? Yes, yes it is completely possible judging by the doll in Disney’s store. So why are the others so absurdly different? More
Princess Grace of Monaco supposedly almost killed herself over Bing Crosby. More
Hey, ladies: are you feeling vulnerable? Are you a whore primarily because your childhood sucked (thanks, dad!)? Do you wear bathing suits and do shots, all the while wondering where your Prince Charming is and when he’ll be coming to save your helplessly dishonored, desecrated life? More
Happy almost 4th of July! Yay, America! More
And they say Disney is a lifeless shell of its former self. More
And by “realistic,” we mean “looks like a supermodel.” More
You too can look like an unsuccessful wedding ensemble. More
I’ll give you a clue: it had a 25 foot train!
When I heard about Outer Beauty week, my first instinct was to tell you all about my awesome legs. I mean, I’m 5’9” and it’s alllll leg. I’ve always felt pretty fortunate about that. Then Jen told me that everyone … More
Wait. I can’t believe I’ve never noticed this until this moment. Did Princess Beatrice and Eugenie emulate the ugly stepsisters on purpose? Really? And if they did, would it make you like/respect them more? Because it still seems kind of like a jerk move to do that at someone’s wedding, right? Or is it a hilarious jerk move? I don’t know! More
I don’t know about you, but since the royal wedding I have been doing everything I can to look like Kate Middleton. More
If yes, do you like it when people have just massively long legs? Yes? I think we all do! This figurine is part of the larger collection known as “Catherine, the Royal Bride, Fashion Figurine Collection.” A new Catherine is scheduled to come out every four weeks. Going to be so exciting! And they’re only 30 dollars each! Going to collect them all forever! More
Perhaps you have read The Hunger Games where teenagers are pitted against one another in a bloody battle to the death. This is like that. Actually, it’s more like Thunderdome, but I’ve made that joke 721 times, and I really wanted to shake things up a little bit. There can only be one victor in the Middleton Sister Beauty And Style Battle. If Pippa wins we might make her one of our style icons. MAYBE. More
Sit down, readers…let me tell you a little story.
When I was in high school, I had a good friend — let’s call her D. — who went to boarding school, and one vacation, she came home wearing a tiara. It was a plastic tiara, and purple, with a big diamond in the front.
You know, like a princess. More