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Is it possible to make a doll of Brave‘s Princess Merida without making her look like literally every other Disney Princess? Yes, yes it is completely possible judging by the doll in Disney’s store. So why are the others so absurdly different? More
Organizers say they’ve really been trying, but it’s hard. More
Why did Disney deem it necessary to de-frizz her hair, nip in her waist and embiggen her breasts? More
Valentine’s Day is over, and you have another year to find romance. Or continue it! Perhaps you can look back to your childhood, and take some helpful lessons about dating from these Disney Princesses. Or not. Here is what you learn from each of them, or, at least, what I learned, which may or may not have been incorrect. Who can say, really? More
Snow White is just going to tear into a brain like an apple. Take that, Liberty Ross!
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Who doesn’t look at Cinderella and think “well, she’ll be much more interesting when she goes through her Daphne Guinness phase and starts dying her hair silver and getting tattoos?” More
Princess culture is everywhere nowadays. For every heroine aimed squarely at girls like Katniss Everdeen, there are at least 20 who don’t have any interests outside of snagging a boyfriend and living happily ever after. But given that the majority of Disney princesses don’t aspire to function as anything other than romantic interests, one often wonders what that happily ever after would actually look like for figures like Belle, Snow White, and Sleeping Beauty who don’t really do anything besides fall in love and be pretty.
Such was the quandary for artist Dina Goldstein who decided to interpret just what happened at the end of those storybooks — and in modern times. More
It’s nice the way, as a child, you’re taught to believe that the impossible is possible. You believe that you can be a professional basketball player even if you’re only 5 feet. You believe that time travel is very close to being mastered (I still believe this, I have to because otherwise life would be too bleak). You believe that there was a chance, even a tiny chance, that Mario and Princess Peach could have made their relationship work. There never was, kiddo. There never was. In fact, there are a lot of pairings that would have been doomed in real life. For instance More
Of course, these are clearly fictional – Vogue would never cover “10 novels people couldn’t go without”. That’s something for… I was trying to think of a woman’s magazine that might have a cover story on that, and failed. God, I just want to be a part of their world. Check all of Dante Taylors illustrations out here. More
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It’s been widely reported that former Olympic swimmer Charlene Wittstock will wear a dress custom-designed by Giorgio Armani when she weds Prince Albert and becomes Princess consort of Monaco tomorrow… but turns out Wittstock’s been a huge fan of the label for a while now. Here’s some of her more memorable Armani looks. More
The Duchess of Cambridge touched down for her tour of Canada yesterday with a salute to Canadian fashion. More
Monaco is about to get a new princess! Her name is Charlene Wittstock, she’s a former Olympic swimmer and she’ll marry Prince Albert this weekend (if you’d like to learn more about her, here are 6 Scandalous Facts!). Until then, we’re just appreciating how great she looks in dresses. More
On July 1 at 5 PM (Monaco time), former Olympic swimmer and gushy Vogue fashion plate Charlene Wittstock will wed Prince (“Never Stops Being Hilarious”) Albert II in a ceremony whereby a legal contract of kinship is created between two people. Here are some SCANDALOUS! FACTS! we learned about her from hours of exhaustive research idly glancing at her Wikipedia page. Fair warning: some truly appalling knowledge ahead. More
We still don’t know what Kate Middleton’s wedding gown is going to look like – even if Olivier Theyskens does. But we’re excited to see how it compares to some of these historic royal wedding dresses. Who had the best one? And, perhaps more excitingly, who had the worst?
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