“A zingy anorak has stylish staying power.” Sure. Sure it does. More
Tortured romance is the best kind of romance. More
I’m not planning on ever going to jail, no matter how glam Orange Is The New Black makes it look, but now I feel confident that if I should ever rob a bank that I would at least look good during my incarceration. Now I just need to learn how to make prison wine in a toilet bowl and I will be all set.
Here is something awful. Defense attorneys hired by the government are trying to convince a judge that a 14-year-old inmate currently being held in juvenile hall in Terrebonne Parish, Louisiana was complicit in her own series of rapes at the hands of an adult guard because she is a slutty, slutty child who does not deserve to be protected from abuse. Like I said: awful. More
The Center for Investigative Reporting has found rampant abuses of female inmates’ reproductive rights and access to adequate medical care in California prisons. The Sacramento Bee has a fairly damning article exposing The CIR’s findings, which show a practice of forcible sterilization of incarcerated women through a variety of coercive tactics. More
Going to visit your incarcerated lover? Not dressed like that, you aren’t! More
Recently, convicted murderer Justin Walker posted pictures of himself from his jail cell doing really awesome things like smoking weed, drinking hard liquor and playing with makeshift knives. Just the kind of thing you’d do if you want to, say, get out of prison.
I kid. Seriously, if you’re in jail, don’t do that. Here are five other things you shouldn’t do: More
Calling all guidos and juiceheads! Prison isn’t so bad after all. Allure’s Daily Beauty Reporter just reported that Sergei Telyatnikov, the head of the notorious Russian prison, Butyrka, is planning to install tanning beds in the prison. Reuters reports that … More
Few things have ever made me cry as much as the episode of MTV’s 16 and Pregnant where Tyler and Catelynn gave their daughter, Carly, up for adoption. They knew that they were doing the best thing for their child, yet their hearts absolutely broke to let her go. However, once Tyler and Catelynn were cast on Teen Mom, we got more of a glimpse into their depressing home lives. In a weird turn of events, Catelynn’s mother April is married to Tyler’s dad, Butch. Butch has been in and out of Tyler’s life and alluded to spending time in prison. But thanks to the good people at Starcasm, we now know exactly what Butch was up to – and what his real name is. According to Michigan state records, Darl Lynn “Butch” Baltierra has been convicted twice for breaking and entering and once each for larceny and home invasion. Also, he has a tattoo of Tyler’s name on his neck. That’s Butch’s charmingly terrifying mugshot to the left. Here are full details: More
Breaking news: Daisy Duke shorts with “Hot Stuff” printed on the butt are not sexy summer wear but a form of punishment. That’s the opinion of the ACLU, who is going after a Louisiana prison who had some inmates wear … More
There are a lot of things you might expect to suffer in jail. Bad food. Infighting. Possibly prison rape. But being forced to look like a member of a new wave band from the mid-90′s probably wasn’t one of them. … More