Topic: privacy

Please Stop Posting That Facebook Copyright Notice, It Is Fake

Please Stop Posting That Facebook Copyright Notice, It Is Fake

First of all, the Facebook copyright is fake. You cannot copyright everything on your Facebook with a status update. That’s not even logic. Second of all, you look ridiculous. You do not need to copyright pictures of you eating pizza in your familial home. No one is after you. No one is trying to “out” those photos. You are insignificant. You will probably die with some people, and they will love and admire you, but your funeral will be medium sized, and not at Westminster Abbey. At the reception, pizza will be served in memory of you. It will be a little bit cold.

I will probably copyright everything on my Facebook, though, because I plan to be very famous. Maybe the most famous person ever, or at least, like, Naked Cowboy In Times Square level. That would be enough. Famous enough to wear hats in public, that’s all I want. More »

I Regret Everything: Reading His E-Mail

I Regret Everything: Reading His E-Mail

“She licked his balls,” I said as I took a sip of coffee and looked away. My eyes darted around the restaurant for a place to focus. It was brunch, and this was brunch time conversation. Kathleen just stared at me. At first she pushed the final bites of her banana pancakes around on her plate, then she summoned our waiter. More »

Poll: Do You Snoop?

Poll: Do You Snoop?

Yeah, you know what I’m talking about. Over at YourTango, they’ve supplied a handy list of when it’s worth it to snoop on your S.O. and when it isn’t. But unfortunately, for those of us who are snoop-inclined, a little list isn’t going to make or break our will in the moment that we’re faced with, say, an email account left open or a cell phone left unguarded. (Or, in some extreme cases, just a computer left lying around. But that’s not me. Obvi.) More »