Topic: prom

Special Ed Teacher Diana Medley Tries To Create ‘Traditional’ Prom With No Gay Kids

Special Ed Teacher Diana Medley Tries To Create 'Traditional' Prom With No Gay Kids

Straight teens of America! Are you feeling oppressed by all the existing that LGBT kids have been allowed to do lately? Do you feel your heterosexual unions are threatened by the gay love next door? Are you sick and tired of your hoity toity “state” thinking it’s too good to be friends with your very important church? Indiana special ed teacher Diana Medley hears you, and she is taking action. More »

Guess Our Prom Lies, Win A Bag.

Guess Our Prom Lies, Win A Bag.

Now that we’ve come to the end of Prom season, we think you should begin lying about what you did there. Why? Because lying is fucking fun. No? You don’t think so? I hope you dressed as Abe Lincoln for Prom, jerk. Here. We will begin this for you. TheGloss staffers are telling 2 truths and one lie about their prom. The commenter who guesses the lies most accurately will win a beautiful Brahmin bag. Let’s begin. More »

Illustrated Guide: 10 Things You Need To Know About Prom (From Someone Who Never Went)

Illustrated Guide: 10 Things You Need To Know About Prom (From Someone Who Never Went)

Prom is a formal event for high school students that takes place near the end of senior year… but it’s so much more than that. Prom is also a very important event in a young woman’s life. You might say it’s the most important thing she ever does (besides get married, obviously).

Here’s a true testament to the massive significance of prom: I know everything about it and I didn’t even go*. Prom’s influence is so far-reaching, so pervasive, so unquantifiable that I know pretty much all there is to know about it, thanks to pop culture. Here, I’ve helpfully narrowed down the 10 most important things about prom in one helpful Illustrated Guide. More »