Topic: Prop 8

8 Things That WIll Not Happen If Gay Marriage Is Legalized

8 Things That WIll Not Happen If Gay Marriage Is Legalized

Marriage equality opponents seem to have one thing on their mind: marrying their pets. Or, at least, this is what they cannot stop talking about in relation to the legalization of same-sex marriage. Why? Because obviously, if two consenting adults who love each other are able to wed each other and get several significant benefits that heterosexual couples unquestioningly have, then all your neighbors will start trying to put their labradors in drop waist wedding gowns from Vera Wang’s newest collection or fancy powder blue suits by Bark Jacobs. Isn’t he lovely? They’ll say. We always knew Growlcho Marx could pull off a tux like no man. More »