I hope you weren’t planning on using your heart– or your ovaries– for anything important today, because both of them are about to combust. More
This guy talks like a Nicholas Sparks novel. No, this guy talks like the baby of a Nicholas Sparks novel and a Hallmark card. More
Just because something’s tradition doesn’t mean it’s right. More
If there’s any doubt left in your mind that people are taking this whole “let’s get engaged in a really obnoxious public ceremony” thing too far, here’s one that officially crosses the line. More
There comes a time in every Kelly Rowland‘s life when you need to take a long look in the mirror, accept that you’re not Beyoncé, and lower your standards to the point of getting engaged over a Skype call. More
The power of the snarky feminist blogosphere has led to another beautiful viral video. And people say this is all for naught! More
Say it with me: Dawwwww. More
Nobody wants to see those obnoxious showboating marriage proposals.
Yes, I know you think it’s the cutest thing ever, but really. Nobody.
Oh, God, another one? Another musical marriage proposal posted on YouTube for the entire world to see? This one is set to “Thrift Shop” and contains lines like:
Walk into the club I’m like, “What up? I gotta big rock!”
Nah I’m just pumped up bought some ring from the bling shop.
Ice on her hand, it’s so damn frosty
That people like, “Damn! That’s some cold ass honkeys.”
Sometimes, I wish people would stop putting their crazy proposals on the Internet (it makes it seem like that’s the only reason to have done a wild one in the first place!). But, y’know, the times are a-changin’ and I admittedly do love seeing happy people do cute things that make one another smile, so I s’pose the strange proposals are simply something I’ll get used to. More
20k is nothing when you’re in love. More
Now that I have made beef wellington, I am to be married. More
For one woman, the perfect proposal involved Sex and the City. More
In fun news today, people are awful. A man wanted to show his girlfriend what life would be like without him, so he faked his own death. More