When someone throws a pie in your face, they’re really telling you that they want you to be even more beautiful. Unless it’s a non-pumpkin pie. Then you’re just in the midst of some old-timey Hollywood movie food fight filmed in glorious CinemaScope. But if it is a pumpkin pie, it’s going to do great things for your skin! According skin care expert Stacy Cox: More
So here is a picture of a shoe with Michael Jackson’s face on it, except they’ve sort of broken it up and turned him into Frankenmichael. It is, therefore, terrifying, and maybe a commentary on the necrotic nature of fame itself. Can’t think about it too much, have to polish off pumpkin pie remnants. Happy Sunday. - Buzzfeed More
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I don’t know about you, but I’ve reached the point now where I think in Facebook status updates. “Too much pumpkin pie in the house!,” I imagine emblazoned across the top of my profile, as I plunge a fork directly into the heart of a pastry. “Good thing I have my dog to tell me it’s 5:00!,” I opine in my head, as the day draws to a close with the sound of a bark.
It’s these kinds of thoughtful meanderings that have left me considering how many Facebook status updates no one gives a shit about — and the answer is, most of them. More
I always check to see if there is a weird holiday on the horizon and of course you know that it’s Halloween tonight. But did you know that today is also… Carve a Pumpkin Day, and Increase Your Pychic Powers … More