Topic: Quotes

Amanda Seyfried Says Vagina Sparks Happen Immediately Or Not At All…Do You Agree?

Amanda Seyfried Says Vagina Sparks Happen Immediately Or Not At All...Do You Agree?

In the newest issue of Elle, the ever-candid (but not in an annoying way) Amanda Seyfried poses for some pretty pictures and speaks at length about love, sex, and her new film Lovelace, which really does look amazing. I’m sure there will be much more to discuss when the full version comes out, but my favorite quote thus far is the one which addresses the feeling of having sparks in one’s vagina. More »

Paul Schrader Thinks Lindsay Lohan Is Like A More Talented Version Of Marilyn Monroe

Paul Schrader Thinks Lindsay Lohan Is Like A More Talented Version Of Marilyn Monroe

In the now infamous New York Times article Here Is What Happens When You Cast Lindsay Lohan In Your Movie, The Canyons director Paul Schrader made no secret of his ambivalent feelings towards Lindsay Lohan. But she is still, against all odds, the star of his upcoming movie, so that doesn’t mean he can’t say ridiculously nice things about her. (Emphasis on the ridiculous.) More »

Rick Perry Uses Wendy Davis’ Life Story To Mansplain His Anti-Choice Agenda

Rick Perry Uses Wendy Davis' Life Story To Mansplain His Anti-Choice Agenda

Many are still applauding Texas lawmaker Wendy Davisheroic filibuster that kept a piece of sweeping anti-choice legislation from effectively outlawing abortion in most of the state. But not Texas governor Rick Perry, who is currently re-grouping by calling another special session of the state senate, speaking at the National Right To Life conference, and appropriating Wendy Davis’ own life story to mansplain why no woman should have the right to choose what happens to her own body. More »

Emma Watson Claims To Have Only Eight Pairs Of Shoes

Emma Watson Claims To Have Only Eight Pairs Of Shoes

Emma Watson is currently engaged in the difficult project of discussing consumerism without sounding like a wealthy, well dressed hypocrite as she promotes her latest project, The Bling Ring. Because there is nothing your BFF Emma Watson can’t do, she’s generally coming off very thoughtful and non-hypocritical! But she did arouse some suspicion that she was lying to seem more “down to earth” when she claimed to personally own fewer than ten pairs of shoes, like a peasant. More »

Lindsay Lohan Tells Piers Morgan She Is Straight, Dated Samantha Ronson Out Of Loneliness

Lindsay Lohan Tells Piers Morgan She Is Straight, Dated Samantha Ronson Out Of Loneliness

In a newly published interview with Piers Morgan, Lindsay Lohan continues to do her damnedest to make herself look like a nice, normal person who has simply been the victim of voracious celebrity culture and a series of unfortunate misunderstandings. Alcohol? Not a big drinker. Cocaine? Only done it four times. Stolen necklace? Totally tried to pay for it! But the biggest misunderstanding of all supposedly occurred between Lindsay Lohan and herself, when she dated a woman for an extended period of time even though she was straight. More »

Gloria Steinem Issues Statement To Us Weekly On Kim Kardashian’s Baby Weight

Gloria Steinem Issues Statement To Us Weekly On Kim Kardashian's Baby Weight

As Kim Kardashian incubates a tiny Kimye inside of her, many trashy tabloids have published stories speculating on what she plans to do with all that baby weight. Cry about it? Get a tummy tuck? Land a major weight loss product endorsement deal? Start eating? Stop eating? Start eating and then stop again, repeating said vicious cycle three times a day in an eternal downward spiral into fatness? More »