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The Brave Little Toaster: A Diagnosis

The Brave Little Toaster: A Diagnosis

The Toaster
Armchair Diagnosis: Martyr complex, pain-seeking behavior, cyclothymic personality disorder
Representative Quote: “There goes the sun, here comes the night. Somebody turn on the light. Somebody tell me that fate has been kind.”

Blanky
Armchair Diagnosis: Generalized anxiety disorder, agoraphobia, occasional hallucinations
Representative Quote: “I don’t want to work without the master.” More »