Topic: Random Outfit of the Day

Kim Kardashian Pairs Her Birkin with … Uggs?

I’m all for the mixing of high and low in fashion. But Kim Kardashian’s pairing of Uggs and a Birkin bag is sort of like wearing a custom-made Chanel gown hand-embroidered by Karl himself and then barfing all over it. More »

The McDonald’s Ball Pit, Now In Dress Form

This dress by Prada – not that Prada, a Spanish designer named Agatha Ruiz de la Prada – is like that ball pit at McDonald’s or Chuck E Cheese come to life. The designer debuted this dress during her show at Madrid Fashion Week, and she has a well-known penchant for goofy and humorous choices in her designs. More »

Random Photo: You Should Douche To Get a Promotion at Work

…or at least that’s what Summer’s Eve is telling you about your dirty vagina and how it stands in the way of your career. We wish this was a joke, but it’s an actual advertisement from Woman’s Day. More »

Katie Price Is Wearing a Crown Made of iPods

Katie Price is so helpful at providing tips about what to wear at various life occasions. For example, she has already taught us that book signings are the place to wear swimsuits and tutus. Now, she is schooling us on … More »

Anna Friel Demonstrates Why You Should Never Wear Pink Leggings

There are many reasons, including the old chestnut “because leggings are not a suitable replacement for pants,” but let me offer up another: if you are white, pink is a leetle too close to your flesh color. Wearing pink leggings … More »

Random Outfit of the Day: Beth Ditto Clearly Wants to Be In Our Vampire Gallery

We would be honored to include you in our hot vampire gallery, Beth Ditto. However, it appears that you are outdoors during daylight hours, which goes against the prerequisites for vampire qualification. You should feel free to resubmit your application … More »

Random Outfit of the Day: Holly Madison, Again

Holly, it must be super depressing how Kendra is in the news all the time. I mean, you were totally the girlfriend who was loyal to Hef and wanted to have his babies or whatever, and Kendra had that donkey … More »

Random Photo: Does Hitler Look Better In Pink?

A Sicilian clothing store has come under fire for using a poster of Hitler in a pink outfit to attract customers. The 18-foot poster advertisements read “Change Style – Don’t Follow Your Leader.” What do you think – is this … More »

Random Outfit of the Day: Kelly Rowland

Kelly, I think ’7os-era Diana Ross was awesome, too, but this impression you’re attempting is not working. For one thing, the hair is all frizz. For another, you have a giant gap between your boobs. You can totally pull off … More »

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