Shelved Dolls: Jennie Jerome – Winston Churchill’s Scandalous Mom
Shopping Guide: Our Favorite Eye Makeup For A Gorgeous Spring Look
Bullish: 5 Reasons To Work Out (That Have Nothing To Do With Your Appearance)
Blogger Responds To Abercrombie CEO’s Body Shaming With ‘Fat Abercrombie Ads’
Introducing ‘Fatkinis,’ A Bikini Line Exclusively For Women Sizes 10 – 24
White Lies Women Tell To Get Laid
But Sam, I hear you softly whimper, won’t that conflict with Vanny’s newest and best project ever, Vanilla Ice Lighting? You know, Sam, the one where he designs affordably sexy fixtures in 24 inch, 28 inch and sconce versions? More
Well, how many children have you managed to father? Ah, I see. And that’s why you don’t have your own show. More
Wardrobe malfunctions are one thing (and we’re a fashion site, so we have to be very interested in them)–but it seems that the subtext of the coverage of this particular wardrobe malfunction is that JWoww‘s thighs should look different. More
After all, we compete about every other major life event: birthday parties, turning 16, turning 15, getting pregnant, having crazy baby showers, getting married, having a ridiculous reception, insulting everyone else’s weddings… there’s just a whole lot of competitiveness surrounding things that should be celebrations. But funerals? Really? More
Jersey Shore‘s Jenni Farley AKA JWOWW is one of the few reality TV stars we’ve ever thought redeemable. She is also slowly becoming someone else, per the internet. More
Millionaire Matchmaker Patti Stanger is trying to supplant Kim Kardashian as the Worst Person Alive (non dictator, murder or warlord division). First there was this, then there was this, then there was her entire career of insisting women diet until rich men agreed to fuck them. In her latest bullshit-reinforcing escapade, she began blogging for People magazine and her inaugural column is about how a woman’s success will ruin her marriage because cavemen and feelings! Contributing to the already-impressive horribleness, she uses Amy Poehler and Will Arnett‘s recent divorce to further her dim-witted thesis. More
“Tyra won’t do anything.” More
Reality television has weirdly pervaded TheGloss this week, what with the Today Show refraining from observing 9/11 and instead opting to let Kris Jenner talk about her breast implants or Jersey Shore’s Sammi Sweetheart designing a collection of sweatpants. This has led to a lot of office conversation about reality television personalities and how objectionable we find them. But can we actually parse out why? Well, besides Kim Kardashian comparing her publicity stunt marriage to pediatric cancer… More
Fall’s 10 most anticipated beauty products (start dying for the gorgeous YSL palette). -Refinery29
One of fall beauty’s more surprising rollouts: a Hello Kitty collection. -Betty Confidential
But while we’re still in summer: some lovely neutral polishes. -Birchbox
Food and well-being: experts say what you eat can influence your happiness. -YouBeauty
Yet another fashion reality competition… but this one came up with a really good idea for its judges. -The High Low
Look for less: pyramid stud earrings. -The Budget Babe
David Beckham x …H&M? -Styleite
This Will Drive Your Man Wild Before Sex
6 Ways Sex Can Make You More Attractive
3 Ways He Can Tell You're Faking An Orgasm
Woman Divorces Soldier Who Lost Legs Because She Wants A Normal Life
Why Kissing Matters During Foreplay
Original America’s Next Top Model winner and chronic attention seeker Adrianne Curry has been kicked out of Comic Con for her racy costume. Apparently the model was doing a signing (for Playboy?) while dressed as MTV golden era cartoon Aeon Flux and promptly thereafter, security ushered her out… because there was just too much visible butt. A SFW shot of her costume, ahead. More
Apparently there are a million fashion reality shows on the horizon and Alexa Chung is getting one of them. It’s possibly going to be called “24-Hour Catwalk.” More
Here is a horrible fact: DJ Pauly D of The Jersey Shore has enough name recognition to parlay his stupid haircut and shiteating grin into a clothing line. Here is another horrible fact: it is called Dirty Couture. On top of the egregious misuse of the word couture, it is shitty that a [anything pejorative] like Pauly D can stamp his approval on a t-shirt and sell it for $50. As a sidenote, please do not visit the label’s website, as you will be greeted with the deeply menacing phrase The Dirty Couture Revolution Has Begun. Anyway More
No reason to bury the lead with this one.
More
People aren’t watching Logo enough. They have Buffy episodes on there. They have The Robert Verdi Show. They have Daria. Screw “critically acclaimed” shows like Mad Men and Boardwalk Empire. Logo knows what you need. And now, they have The A-List, which is set to premiere October 4th. More
