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One Life to Live gave JWoww a real acting job, and she seems to be taking it really seriously by going all Method and slapping her costar. More
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One Life to Live gave JWoww a real acting job, and she seems to be taking it really seriously by going all Method and slapping her costar. More
Oh, Kim Kardashian. The reality television star/one woman super-brand (or, as we like to call her, simply, The Adversary) is still pregnant, flitting about, living her usual reality TV stunt life. More
Kim Kardashian is pregnant. Kim Kardashian and Kanye West are expecting a baby. Kim Kardashian is still famous and we (and you, frankly) are complicit. This is a lot to take in. More
Kim Kardashian has been a cyclone of fashion disasters lately, despite all the hype about Kanye West making her his living paper doll. Sadly, something in the air down in Miami keeps causing Kim to make terrible decisions–whether it’s forgetting to button her chambray shirt or wearing a bra with a tiger’s head belt. Somewhere in between, she wore this mustard jacket (which shortens her dramatically) along with a metal choker, leather skirt and sandals. The whole thing feels very 1985, scampering off to break into Stryper‘s tour bus to pray with them or dryhump. More
Jersey Shore‘s Jenni Farley AKA JWOWW is one of the few reality TV stars we’ve ever thought redeemable. She is also slowly becoming someone else, per the internet. More
Millionaire Matchmaker Patti Stanger is trying to supplant Kim Kardashian as the Worst Person Alive (non dictator, murder or warlord division). First there was this, then there was this, then there was her entire career of insisting women diet until rich men agreed to fuck them. In her latest bullshit-reinforcing escapade, she began blogging for People magazine and her inaugural column is about how a woman’s success will ruin her marriage because cavemen and feelings! Contributing to the already-impressive horribleness, she uses Amy Poehler and Will Arnett‘s recent divorce to further her dim-witted thesis. More
“Tyra won’t do anything.” More
Reality television has weirdly pervaded TheGloss this week, what with the Today Show refraining from observing 9/11 and instead opting to let Kris Jenner talk about her breast implants or Jersey Shore’s Sammi Sweetheart designing a collection of sweatpants. This has led to a lot of office conversation about reality television personalities and how objectionable we find them. But can we actually parse out why? Well, besides Kim Kardashian comparing her publicity stunt marriage to pediatric cancer… More
“The offing was barred by a black bank of clouds, and the tranquil water-way leading to the uttermost ends of the earth flowed somber under an overcast sky–seemed to lead into the heart of an immense darkness.” -Joseph Conrad, Heart … More
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Kim Kardashian has spent the last few years of her life relentlessly, pathologically obsessed with fame. Every single thing she does is calculated. So, when she withholds information, it means something. More
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The Kardashians are taking over the world. The entire world. No industry left unspoiled: they have apparel, swimwear, lingerie, knock-off handbags, countless shows, diet pills, butt-sculpting sneakers, restaurants… and now they’re richer to the tune of $40 million, thereby ensuring their dominion for the next three years. More
If you squished them all together, do you think you could make a complete human soul? More