Topic: reality tv stars

The Top 20 Worst Celebrity Tattoos

This morning, we learned Megan Fox got the French Grazia cover, with some of her back tattoos stripped away (so as not to interfere with cover type, commenters suggest). Last week, Vogue was criticized by straight-laced style bloggers for not erasing Charlize Theron‘s tiny ankle tattoo. This got us thinking: which celebrity tattoos would we like to Photoshop away forever? Here they are, including Fred Durst‘s loving tribute to Kurt Cobain… Dennis Rodman‘s lady with a giganatic penis…Amber Portwood‘s floating baby head… and so many more. More »

Snooki Will “Cut A Bitch” To Protect Her Unborn Child

Well, it’s been about five minutes since we were last unsettled by Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi‘s pregnancy, which means it’s time again. More »

Tyson Beckford’s Girlfriend Responds To That Awful Comment He Made

On Monday, Tyson Beckford drew ire from people across the internet for making some gross comments about his girlfriend, Shanina Shaik, a now-Victoria’s Secret face he met while filming Make Me A Supermodel. Now Shanina has responded… sort of. More »

Kardashians Get Chewed Up & Spit Out By Photoshop Monster Again (This Time, For Swimwear)

Oh, this again: the Kardashians have gone and “designed” a line of sweatshop swimwear to go under the already-crowded banner of the Kardashian Kollection. Naturally, they’ve also starred in the campaign. More »

New Kardashian Kollection Ad Features Hilarious Bronzer Fail

Oh, these assholes. Kim Kardashian, Khloe Kardashian and the other one are featured in a new ad for their latest collection of sweatshop sweet nothings, and if you can look at this image without laughing… you are Lindsay Lohan. The sisters appear to have been eaten alive by bronzer. More »

Heidi Montag Looks Surprisingly Normal Without Makeup On

Here is the Heidi Montag you all know and ~~love~~ try to ignore. Click through for her surprisingly normal and human-looking bare(-ish?) face. More »

Olivia Palermo Inks Deal With… Rochas (!)

For a long time, Olivia Palermo existed as that nebulous creature “red carpet fixture,” “street style star,” “socialite,” or (best of all) “it-girl.” You’ll notice how none of those designations mean anything? She then added model to the resume and fronted some campaigns (Mango, Hogan) but we figured she’d just go on being pointless, maybe “design” a collaboration or two, and always be “that girl from that horrible reality show.” The City, was it? Now she’s shown us, however, by inking a deal with Rochas. Even WWD doesn’t know what to make of it. More »

Snooki Lost A Lot Of Weight, Now Shilling For Zantrex

What’s Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi‘s diet secret? Not injecting herself with human growth hormone, apparently! More »

Little Kardashian Sister Kendall Jenner Starred In Her First Magazine Spread

It must be a slow news day because we are writing about a Kardashian and not even one of the good ones: Kendall Jenner, the second youngest sister of the most despised family in pop culture. Her mother, Kris Jenner, is exploiting Kendall’s proximity to her elder cash cows by styling her as some kind of upstart model. Let’s see. More »

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3 Ways He Can Tell You're Faking An Orgasm
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Snooki Scrubs Her Face With Cat Litter

If ever there was a Beauty Treatment of the Damned… More »

Gallery: Michael “The Situation” Sorrentino Has Released A Line Of Hideous Tuxedos

The Situation's Line of Tuxedos for FLOW Formal Wear

The Situation AKA Michael Sorrentino (of Jersey Shore infamy) will be coming to a mall and subsequent frat wedding near you. He is “collaborating” on a collection of deeply ugly tuxedos for FLOW Formal Wear, who approached him because (get ready) “I’m a trendsetter. DTF has a new meaning: Down to Formal! I’m really excited to show a classier, more sophisticated side of myself.” Here is the lookbook, full with satin-y finishes, poor life decisions and plenty of challenging material for ironists. Be warned: there is so much elegance and sophistication ahead, your face may sprout its own natural monacle. More »

Kim Kardashian Renews Vows On Ellen, Continues To Exploit Personal Life For Public Gain

It’s become increasingly difficult to be irreverent about Kim Kardashian. Alas, she continues to make a fool of herself while wearing garish, ugly clothes. We never thought we’d say this, but we wish she would have some decency like Paris Hilton and retreat from the spotlight. …Or, more accurately, have the spotlight retreat from her despite a terrible new reality show. More »

Former Girl Next Door Holly Madison Insures Breasts For $1 Million

What is Holly Madison promoting at the moment? Is she on Dancing with the Stars? Does she have a forthcoming reality show? Is she trying to launch a singing career? Is she opening a restaurant or calling herself a performance artist? More »

Fox News Anchor Awesomely Ridicules Kim & Kourtney Kardashian On Live TV

Please enjoy this quick, life-affirming clip of Mike Jeffries–an anchor for Philadelphia’s Fox affiliate Channel 29–ruthlessly mock Kim and Kourtney Kardashian (who are on to promote their prosaically named collaboration with Sears, The Kardashian Kollection). Once the segment ends, Jeffries wonders aloud if the Kardashians can still hear him, then pulls up his shoulder pads to mimic the stylized versions see on both sisters and does a brief but precise impression of their vacuous nasal whine. Yes. More »

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