Topic: Reasons I Want a Penis

I’m really stressed out. A few days ago, my roommate told me how I missed a really great prank he was trying to pull on me. He thought I was taking a morning shower (unusual, because the Misanthropologist refuses to bathe until concerned citizens herd me into shower stalls with broomsticks and tennis rackets). In full view of the bathroom, he waited in the doorway to his room, having tucked his manhood between his legs More »