Topic: Red Carpet Rundown

Red Carpet Rundown: The (Relatively) Best Dressed At The 2013 MTV Movie Awards

Red Carpet Rundown: The (Relatively) Best Dressed At The 2013 MTV Movie Awards

Last night, we liveblogged the MTV Movie Awards red carpet. This morning, we’re sifting through the many outrageous looks and trying to come up with ten that might reasonably be considered best. Granted, being on the best dressed list at an MTV awards show is kind of like being “one of the world’s biggest rodents.” You’re still at an MTV awards show.

…Uh. So! Here are our picks for the best dressed at the 2013 MTV Movie Awards. More »

Red Carpet Rundown: Liveblogging The 2013 MTV Movie Awards Red Carpet

Red Carpet Rundown: Liveblogging The 2013 MTV Movie Awards Red Carpet

Earlier today, we told a friend we couldn’t hang out later because we’d be covering the 2013 MTV Movie Awards ceremony. “MTV Movie Awards?” she said, flabbergasted. “That’s still a thing?” And so it is, friends. So it is.

And so, this evening, we’re liveblogging the MTV Movie Awards red carpet. We’ll be updating with our wisecracks as fast as we can keep up with the photo databases, so: check back, refresh often and laugh with us.

Welcome to the world’s only awards ceremony with worse fashion than the Grammys. More »

Red Carpet Rundown: Celebrities & Spring Trends Abound At The Coach Evening to Benefit Children’s Defense

Red Carpet Rundown: Celebrities & Spring Trends Abound At The Coach Evening to Benefit Children's Defense

There’s nothing like a splashy party with a humanitarian angle thrown by a fashion brand to draw out stylish celebrities–last night’s Coach party was no exception. The accessories giant threw its annual benefit for the Children’s Defense Fund in Santa Monica and lured out some bright stars–January Jones, Chloe Sevigny, Rosario Dawson, Hailee Steinfeld and more.

Here’s the very Spring appropriate red carpet. More »

Red Carpet Rundown: High Hair, Orange Skin & Very Silly Dresses At The 2013 ACM Awards

Red Carpet Rundown: High Hair, Orange Skin & Very Silly Dresses At The 2013 ACM Awards

Last night saw the 48th Annual ACM Awards, drawing country music stars from all over–Taylor Swift, Shania Twain, Faith Hill and even Dog the Bounty Hunter. Here’s all the embellished metallic dresses from last night’s red carpet, dresses that are now sitting in dry cleaners throughout the greater Los Angeles area, waiting to have all that the fake tanner removed. More »

Red Carpet Rundown: Everyone We Could Identify At The 2013 Kid’s Choice Awards

Red Carpet Rundown: Everyone We Could Identify At The 2013 Kid's Choice Awards

The challenge in writing about the Kid’s Choice Awards–held over the weekend in LA–is that 1) we don’t mock children on the internet (even when their stylists had a big, dumb field day) and 2) we’re getting to the age where we have no fucking clue who half these people are.

Ahead, we give it out best shot with Katy Perry, Kristen Stewart, Jessica Alba, Johnny Depp and Ke$ha, sweet Ke$ha. More »

Red Carpet Rundown: Game Of Thrones Season 3 Red Carpet Is Busily Ugly And Tastefully Boring

Red Carpet Rundown: Game Of Thrones Season 3 Red Carpet Is Busily Ugly And Tastefully Boring

The Game of Thrones premiere went down in LA last night and, we must admit, we don’t really recognize any of these people outside their costumes!

Well, perhaps more accurately, we don’t recognize anyone because we stopped watching the show after the first season (it was so stressful!).

Anyway, here’s what they wore on the red carpet. More »

Red Carpet Rundown: Everything Was Bad & Everyone Looked Miserable At The NME Awards

Red Carpet Rundown: Everything Was Bad & Everyone Looked Miserable At The NME Awards

Along with the sexy accents and aging-yet-still-sexy-due-to-accents rock stars, there was some genuinely terrible fashion that went down on the NME Awards red carpet. Not just “has awkward taste” bad; these outfits were horrible in so many ways that they make Look At This F’ing Hipster seem like a Vogue editorial. From bellbottoms to sheer everything to bad accessories, this red carpet was a disaster zone. More »